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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where we talk to ingratiating pugilists!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Next on the docket, a rocket containing hot pockets blocked Davy Crocket from docking his sprocket. Remember the Alamo. Never forget.

    By Pooplol,
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  3. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where we talk to intubated perverts!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where we talk to introspective polecats!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Smother me with love. Or a pillow or a glove. Just end my miserable life, please.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Blood, BBQ sauce, grease, semen...the dirty church in town has all kinds of stained glass.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. Semper fi? More like hey cute guys! I support the troops through private cam shows and bitcoin donations!

    By JCFORTY,
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  8. I just made Scott say gushing grannies

    By karatekabob,
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  9. Don't let door hit you where the good Lord split ya. Hey, if that's the good Lord I hate to meet this bad Lord. Am I right guys?

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. I was so full of angst until I let it out as stankgst.

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. New diss: who phone, is dis? it sucks.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. Seems to me you lived your life like a candle in a candle store, r.i.p. you predictable p.o.s.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Wake up, ma! It's time to shave the goats.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  14. Those don't look like any pants *I've* ever seen.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  15. Lend me your ears, but keep the corn to yourself.

    By Wirter,
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  16. Put down your e-meters because the only psychotherapy you'll need starts with "yes, and"!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. The Dark Knight was good but the original Batman was the best... Rest In Power Adam West

    By BrianMurrayNotBillMurray,
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  18. sure as pup follows mutt and lamby mammy; muh poop's gut a shadow 'n' it's smellin' kinda hammy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. "Mmmm ...pie!! pie!!" : inna pattie man's head

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. I not sure about your parrot, sir. It seems to me that Polly prefers only white people.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  21. Your pig isn't sick Sir, that's simply how he's supposed to taste.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear - they're also behind you dummy.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Dial down the drama llama, it's a dial-up pyjama scama.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Remember, my love, absence makes the dick grow harder

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  25. Sure, Misery loves Three's Company, but why is Kathy Bates flirting with Norman Fell?

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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