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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Rudeboy rudeboy stick out your tongue, rudeboy rudeboy spit out that gum!

    By JCFORTY,
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  2. What'll it be Spike Lee? A table for two Albert Camus? Mind your step Johnny Depp! What's that? You're name's Denzel What-ington? Never heard of him

    By ratpack,
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  3. I'm very squeamish around deep wounds. Hashtag gash gag.

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Still waters run deep, Muddy Waters runs cheap. All Blues albums 40% off with coupon.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. *clasps hand over mouth*

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Pursuant to the neighborhood association, I will no longer store wet hot trash in my garage

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  7. They call me MODOC: Mental Organism Designed Only for Comedy

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  8. The only way I could disappoint my parents even more after my PhD was by getting into podcasting

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  9. I see here under special skills you've listed autofellatio, well I'm also a bit of a gear head!

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Caught a glimpse of Ramon as we piled onto the chopper. He was thinking about that pre-war talkie Bridget Jones's Diary again. I could always tell.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. While Sir Mix-A-Lot and George Washington both cannot tell a lie, they differ widely on their opinions of appropriate butt sizes.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  12. You can take Jon to the loo, you can take Lou to the john, but can someone take me to my dentist appointment?

    By jonnyboylew,
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  13. No Glove No Love, so Shove my Turtledove, ya doink

    By Hobo Grammar,
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  14. That's not a seal, it's the ghost of Mickey Rooney! No, wait - it's a seal.

    By FattWatson,
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  15. Open wide! It's time for nutrient powder!

    By siltfilter,
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  16. Grapes, Vapes or Apes: Nobody rides for less than $3.50/hr.

    By TheMisterPipes,
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    • 485 views

  17. Take a peep peep before you sleep sleep in the deep deep dark recesses of your mind's eye.

    By TheMisterPipes,
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  18. Birthdays are like buttholes, everyone is disappointed with mine.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. If my penis falls in the forest and no one's around to touch it, do I still cum way too early?

    By NotJoshHillinger,
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  20. First - in lust. Second - in love. Third - incognito mode 'cause the first two ain't doing it no more.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. I'm back, in black, and sweating my balls off due to such an impractical fashion choice.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. Al Dente, my dentist, says I should cook my spaghetti softer.

    By TheMisterPipes,
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  23. Once a upon a TIME magazine cover there was a picture of a baby dressed as Einstein.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. She praised the poise of my pose in prose.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 380 views

  25. If I had my way, there'd be a carnation in every buttonhole.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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