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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. One man's trash is another man's treasure, so be careful when cleaning out the office fridge

    By JoeJaffa,
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  2. Good morning class. I am your substitute teacher, Ms. NewBooty. I demand your attention and respect no matter butt.

    By Charcoal City,
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  3. If people are more of what they hide then what they show, then I'm drunk.

    By Charcoal City,
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  4. This must be a HOT mic, because I'm stroking it.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  5. Stroke it, Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast. Ok, stroke fast. Whatever it takes to get you out of my office.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. This might be a dated reference but i just love my old Encyclopædia Britannicas so much!

    By Frenchfries,
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  7. It's always hard asking your crush to Prom. Especially when you're her biology teacher

    By RodneyWaberField,
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  8. Beware The Scorpion, my son: for his is a real cautionary tail

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Have fun, will travel. Have judge? Will GAVEL.

    By Tubastank,
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  10. Tabletops and soda pops, but for you I'm never blue.

    By Schnickpot,
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  11. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could suck my dick?

    By Mr.Sandman,
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  12. The next era of adhesives notes will be post-Post-It

    By Tubastank,
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  13. Corndogs, horndogs and porndogs—that’s how we roll on Comedy Chicka Wow Wow.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. it's wise to fly but guys who try to climb still vie to fly-lie!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. JIMMY!! Did you crack this corn!!! HOW. MANY. TIMES. Do I have to tell you—you know what? I don’t even care any more. Do what you want. I’m out.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. That’s one for the money, two for the show, $17.25 for the small popcorn, $6.50 for the tap water, and 12% on Rotten Tomatoes. Enjoy the movie!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. birds are smart but they can not speak

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. ‪Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. Every time TNT plays "Jason Bourne," a demon gets its horns. ‬

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  19. It's all Greek to me...and to everyone else in this agreeing restaurant in beautiful, old Athens, a city in Greece

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  20. Tommy Tune blew a balloon with a bassoon, while a baboon flicked a cocoon with a spork.

    By Focus on the Cheese,
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  21. I'm a night owl... so I eat rodents whole and throw up their bones after digesting the meat.

    By RodneyWaberField,
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  22. far's i can tell d'wurz a gargle smell off Dargle's belle like tar in Hell

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Lube Reed implores you to take a walk on the wild glide

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. This reference is way above your head

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. My bologna has a first name but he likes to keep it formal so please call him Mr. Meyers.

    By spinney,
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