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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Thrice-spiced hive of politely high flies: tonight's a fine time to slice and splice that wry guys thigh

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. That was a lovely poem, Kathy. You're really progressing as a writer. Speaking of progress, any news on my caramel macchiato?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Hot dogs are made from lips and assholes and assholes are made from fists and apples.

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  4. Eat Crow

    By Town Meeting,
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  5. Gripping the edges of her AARP Magazine....

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Hey, that's what I'll do with my Sunday afternoon: Spam dumbass catchphrases in the hopes Scotty reads my screen name and applauds my genius.

    By Dr. Dan the Sniffer of Pants,
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  7. Bagpipes

    By Cheesyrat,
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  8. It's true, there's a place in France where the naked ladies dance, but you kids are using that hole in the wall entirely wrong.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. I think two asses are better than one, but I may be biassed.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  10. I'm a simple man with simple pleasures and one of those simple pleasures is a simple hatred of Simple Minds.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Looks like it's time to lay down the law, gently kiss the law and then have intercourse with the law.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light? How about the red moon light? The orange street light? Any lighting conditions at all?

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. That new James Joyce doritos ad is dope. Sammy Beckett selling insurance though?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Condom DeLuise prevents pregnancy with fits of wheezing laughter.

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. 2B or Knot 2B Pretzels are fit for a Prince

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. No amount of Viagra can possibly fix your impotent rage. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Charlemagne for my real friends, real magne for my charle friends

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. I usually don't abide ranting and raving, but it was the only way I could measure the success of the Kanye/Skrillex concert.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  19. Every rose has it’s corn

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Apparently this is a job for H. Aigh Nongmun

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. There once was a writer named Bjorn / Who traded his laptop for corn / His wife found out / And started to shout / But by then he had moved to Des Moi

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Contessa, the kitchen stinks. Put some socks on you barefoot freak!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  23. My dong is long said king kong

    By Jay Diva,
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  24. If gooses are geese and mooses are moose, how many poops does your toilet hold?

    By Jay Diva,
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  25. Mark is a real shit head and not just because he has a scat fetish

    By KAys4Days,
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