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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Vages? We don't need no stinkin vages? Author's note: I realize this is offensive but vages rhymes with badges!

    By Frenchfries,
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  2. honk if you eat fussy

    By benstocksays,
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  3. Deadpools dog doesn't do do'dos ...

    By Bigsmak,
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  4. Spare the A-Rod, spoil the A-child.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  5. Oedipus

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. You don't like the new Weezer album? Well, cry me a Rivers Cuomo!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. I've got to get my props. / Cops come and try to snatch my crop tops.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  8. I'm getting to old for this shit! Someone bring me some shit that is more age appropriate!

    By Vwhiteboywasted,
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  9. I'm wishin for a chicken and a pigeon in my kitchen 'cause it's bitchin in my kitchen with a pigeon and a chicken.

    By Costanza,
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  10. Porpity Portugal the Portuguese Porpoise

    By MrMoxie,
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  11. I love my fur-babies so much but my wife insists I just call them babies and stop bringing her massive pubes, whence they emerged, into it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. All the poop came out of the holes all over my shoe like a god-damn play-doh spaghetti factory. It was a real croc of shit.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Oh sure, when you do it's called taking a vacation when your family; but when I do it, it's called kidnapping

    By vodkabear,
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  14. I used to think I was an underdog, but a judge ruled it was just beastiality.

    By flavor of the weak,
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  15. Jingle jangle that pee pee. Don't you get drops on that toilet seat seat

    By Say Gooey,   
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  16. you have bled with wallace ...now bleed with me. just keep it on the runner guys ok?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. suck muh knutt or play puttputt - whichever you choose just shut the fuck up

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. How many chumps could Donald Trump trump if Donald Trump could trump chumps?

    By NathanJoel,
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  19. topical creams with topical references.....

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. All the world's a stage....

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. When I was a kid...

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. You can always tell when a poor person is opening champagne...

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  23. Millennials jeans are so tight that they cant even salute the flag.

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  24. Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this film in no way endorses a belief in our host.

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  25. On today’s Auckertown, Scott raps about having sex with your mother and then waxes drunkish about the meaning of life.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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