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1. A dick will make you mad

   By waitingfortheflood, March 1, 2016
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2. The avuncular carbuncular spelunker was stabbed in the jugular - oooooh snap, he dead.

   By bale_of_hail, March 1, 2016
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3. There's no point. There's just no point! And other things I've said about my penis.

   By Lamprey, February 29, 2016
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4. Let's have a warm round of applause for all the dyslexics out there who tirelessly correct other people's typos without even realizing it.

   By Lamprey, February 29, 2016
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5. Pakistan, Kurdistan, Afghanistan, Honk If You're Stan. That's today's Geography on the Go!

   By Lamprey, February 29, 2016
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6. Now, I've heard of Lewis and Clark, but LOIS and Clark?

   By gotarist, February 29, 2016
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7. If this is just about the shorts, then you could have worn pants.

   By JaJunk, February 29, 2016
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8. I've heard of March Madness, but March Sadness? Yes, unfortunately. 31 straight days of sobbing uncontrollably confirms it.

   By Pure Guava, February 29, 2016
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9. Truly, madly, deeply...I think your garden is savage!

   By Mister Malaka, February 29, 2016
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10. I ain't got time for subtlety or consider your feelings

    By AdolfoGonzalezJr., February 29, 2016
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11. This from your friendly neighborhood Hot Saucerman without fear smash

    By mnakal, February 29, 2016
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12. You do you new hairdo crew, you do you

    By thehotdogwhisperer, February 29, 2016
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13. A market crash is coming like this country's never seen, but I'll be sitting pretty in my castle made of solid reddit gold.

    By Lamprey, February 29, 2016
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14. Big shout-out to all the peeps: marshmallow, orange creme, human bones and teeth!

    By Lamprey, February 29, 2016
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15. My feelings are high as a kite! Which means that I'm feeling pretty low, since there is no goddamn wind for me to fly my new kick ass kite.

    By zoankkambie, February 28, 2016
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16. Listen, H.G. Wells, enough with all the time machine delays...I'll expect a full report on my desk first thing in the morning...FIVE HUNDRED YEARS AG

    By Lamprey, February 28, 2016
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17. that's one you owe me, transvaginal mesh!

    By KrangkaDelic, February 28, 2016
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18. How's it going Hamburger?

    By zoankkambie, February 28, 2016
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19. I've heard of trumpets, but Donald Trump owning a pet?!

    By zoankkambie, February 28, 2016
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20. Maxwell's silver hammers don't kill people: Maxwell kills people

    By KrangkaDelic, February 28, 2016
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21. I didn't have any whole milk so I just used skim and maple syrup.

    By JaJunk, February 28, 2016
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22. Don't get high off your own supply. Unless you are a ladder supplier and there is a cat stuck in a tree then come on buddy!

    By JordanMaywood, February 28, 2016
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23. A bread bowl is all well and good but call me when they have a bread spoon!

    By JordanMaywood, February 28, 2016
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24. "Krispy Kreme" sounds like an orgasm from a burn victim.

    By JordanMaywood, February 28, 2016
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25. I think I will eventually drop acid because I am having Acid Flashforwards...

    By JordanMaywood, February 28, 2016
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