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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. We represent the Lollipop Guild. So you thugs from the Candy Cane Union better scram or else!

    By krundled,
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  2. Cry softly and let slip the battle puppies

    By krundled,
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  3. As I watched her walk out of the house and out of my life, I couldn't help but think, "dinosaurs are cool."

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. I poured Ooze on my teenage turtles but all they got was radiation poisoning.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. They should've called that show One and a Half Men. That's right, I'm on to you, Space Alien Jon Cryer.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. Hey Grandma, How do you flush your stair-climbing toilet? Oh God, I've made a huge mistake.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. battling the demons in my head, working towards total silence, oh please demons in my head, stop talking about the new Pokemon app

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. we all hate our jobs monsieur, but please start using french words occasionally or you WILL be fired, oui?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. Some talk-o tall, and some soggy trees, but what do we speak of when we speak of knees?

    By TVsFredSavage,
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  10. Kemosabe? I hardly even know-e!

    By JaredGranda,
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  11. Icy London, icy France, icy New York City as depicted in the hit 2004 box office thriller The Day After Tomorrow.

    By grandmaphiliac,
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  12. Cremation is the ultimate "fuck you" to worms.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. The Sun is the King of the MC's because it's constantly spitting hot fire

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Look, I know I just disowned you as a son, but will you still come to my band's album release party? It'd really mean a lot. To the band.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  15. 20,000 leagues under the Baltic Sea, a little sea anemone dared to be more than was expected of him.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  16. Mandy Patinkin's kin are his ma, pa, and a randy Rin Tin Tin

    By EricWeaver,
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  17. My favorite Radiohead song is "Karma Chameleon": "Arrest this man / he comes and goes / he comes and goes"

    By EricWeaver,
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  18. As I see more of Morrissey, I'm less & less likely to lease the mall to Les Paul

    By EricWeaver,
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  19. Retrace your steps by following your hunch, Detective Quasimodo.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. Life is like a box of chocolates, son, and today's chocolate flavor is I'm leaving your mother because she's a two-timing whore.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Tiger, tiger, burning bright / Quick, let's run before someone figures out we set this tiger alight!

    By dirtyvicar,
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  22. Hip Hopstorians agree Rappin' Randy was the most dope pope because he declared the Vatican 2 Legit 2 Inquisit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. They say "the best is yet to come"...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  24. It's ironic that they call you "the waiter" yet I'm the one who's been waiting 25 minutes for my gazpacho

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Violence is never the answer, particularly if you don't question why I keep stabbing you.

    By dirtyvicar,
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