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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Long time Uatu The Listener, first time Uatu The Caller.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Will the owner of a 2016 Chris Hardwick please report to the parking lot, he's out there Talking Parking Lot.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Cantona, oh Cantona, oh Cantona, dear friend. Please give me back my innocence. And by innocence, I mean my pen. I need that pen bro.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  4. The Alabaster Salamander goes bananas in Bahamas. Side note: he's also a cripple.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  5. Hello. I've run out of catchphrases. This is the final episode. Now I will just deliver myself to the sweet embrace of Death.

    By FelipeSobreiro,
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  6. Which one is it, Paula? A Pound? A Stone? Is it a math problem? Paula 15 pounds? I'm missing my point here, can I borrow your blazer?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. You can't get what you want in life without making some sacrifices to Khonsu the moon god

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. The bartender cut me off last night. He then gave me a free drink, because he felt guilty about being an aggressive driver.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. For childless couples, dogs and cats can provide a great alternative when it comes to making ritual sacrifices

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. Fun fact: If Jesus hadn't been crucified, he'd be dead by now of natural causes anyway

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Poor people need to get a grip.....on some money!

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. I said that George Bush's family tree's the type of family tree that wouldn't surprise me if it had an 'executive branch'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. It ain't easy growing up on a farm. Unless, like every child ever, you naturally acclimate to the life you were born into, then its relatively easy.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, the arrow you fire will probably just land safely in that playground full of children.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Kindness? I thought you said "Kill em with 'Kindles'". Great. Now I've got a dozen bloody Kindles and I don't even know how to read.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. Boy, embalming that body and preparing it for burial was really quite an undertaking

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Buy one pair of socks get another 1/2 off wouldn't that leave you with 3 socks.

    By MichaelCarlson,
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  18. I've heard of the band R.E.M but M.R.I i don't know that band.

    By MichaelCarlson,
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  19. My penis is like a stuck door you just gotta jiggle the knob

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  20. That crab looks as bad as the beginning of Gravity; crushed station

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  21. Never kick a man while he's down,there's still a threat of retaliation. Smart fighters know to wait until the man is asleep to get the best punches in

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. All the virgin guitar Seniors made a promise to get played before High School graduation.

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Dead men tell no tales. Corpses ain't no snitches, man.

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. Like Paul Bunyan's ox, she was a babe. Also, she was blue, due to the whole being a corpse thing.

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Pulitzer Prize winning playwright and one-time husband of Marilyn Monroe, Arthur Miller? I hardly know 'er!

    By TermNernhurse,
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