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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You take the good, you take the bad, you lose the good, and then you have my mean ex-wife.

    By JesseDavidMorgan,
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    • 385 views

  2. We're sponsored today by an organization that wishes to remain anonymous, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By DevinAnderson,
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    • 526 views

  3. And now, we enter a world of play. A world where characters are born, humanity manifests, and worlds upon worlds of sexual innuendo await us.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  4. Metal might be a good conductor, but Bob is a great one. He lets me ride the train for free.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. Which bathroom do I use if I'm E.T.? Follow up question, what if I'm E.T. dressed up like a lady? Forget it, I'll pee right here.

    By Edward James Almost,
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  6. There once was another man from Nantucket who had what at best could be described as an awkward relationship with his talented male roommate.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. I've heard of Batman vs Superman, but Aquaman vs Ghost Rider? Awwww yeah

    By Smozi,
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  8. As the raunchy rocksteady musician Judge Dread once said, it's 6 o'clock- so up with the cock!

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  9. Welcome to Late World. I'm your host, Zach Galifianakis.

    By TermNernhurse,
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  10. forged in the flames of the flame bit of a flame grill, so you know its sturdy

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. Listen, it's not as bad as it sounds. First I'll just stop the world. Then maybe after that (if your up for it) we melt each other's bodies into one.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. I think you're old enough to know the truth. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy beat your father to death.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. I was expecting a gator of piss, but turns out it was just a croc of shit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. I either just auditioned for "A Chorus Line" or starred in an incredibly limited run of it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, I'm just saying the big floppy hat and pick-axe make her look an awful lot like a prospector

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. Stupid psychic told me i'd injure my finger slamming my car door today. Jokes on her. It was just my dick being crushed between closing elevator doors

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. how do I do an Instagram from my landline ?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. 1008399203 people have been turned by the homosexuals in the past year. wake up america. the homovasion is here

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  19. gherkin police seized my gherkins without a warrant of any kind, really makes you ponder why the government set up a gherkin focused police force

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. Brad went on to become captain of the football team. Trudy would be named valedictorian. And me? Well, I'm still stuck at this gas station.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  21. Whatcha gonna do with all that fish? All that fish upon your dish?

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  22. I just joined Kris KrossFit. It's nothing special. I still put my pants on backwards one leg at a time, just like everyone else.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  23. as an ethical catchphrase enthusiast i practice catch-and-release phrasing

    By Smozi,
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  24. The last episode of 2 and a half men should've been called "3 Men" and included a symbolic coming of age scene as the show's seminal moment.

    By Yasha,
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  25. Like most kids, I was confused and embarrassed when I walked in on my parents having sex with a horse

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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