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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm Jay Leno and this is Comedians In My Cars Buying Denim

    By teedle,
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  2. Once bitten, twice removed

    By KickMuncher3,
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  3. Mazel tov cock tale number five seven six: Gideon makes a nude acquaintance

    By greazey_bob,   
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  4. I was working as a matress in a cuckold's bar; wet work but they paid in oysters & in those days an oyster got you pretty far

    By bale_of_hail,
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  5. Okay buddy, it's your birthday, if you want all-you-can-eat open casket buffet then okay buddy, it's your funeral

    By bale_of_hail,
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  6. That anti-pope made me say 'uncle'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. I'm not asking you to reinvent McBeal, but let's enhance that baby dance

    By bale_of_hail,
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  8. PCP before crack, friend of Jack, if Jack got that smack, sailor's delight

    By bale_of_hail,
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  9. Yes, Jackson Browne. Shes got to be somebody's baby. This is a maternity ward and that lady in the bloody prom dress is running out the door.

    By AlexSalcido,
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  10. If I dealt it, I meant it. If I smelled it, then you gotta tell me your smoothie recipe bro!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  11. Mr Davidson! Please stop twerking! This is a Hospital, not the Super Bowl!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  12. Minnie Driver? What's that? Dinklages' fave golf club?!?!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. "This too shall pass," said the man on the cold concrete floor, though his bowels had another thing in mind. Enter...

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. Sikh and you will find corriander

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. "Boom bye bye inna The Bat-man head," chanted the latest Superman

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Upside-Down and Backwards Dressing Day really puts the ass in brassiere.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a-pocalypse.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  18. You are peeping: you do not want to believe.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. i'm going home. i'm getting my shine-box. i'm going home. i'm getting my shine-box.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Hold on, letters and numbers? homeless puppets? sesame seed buns? I think we might be on to something!

    By DilboSkwisgaar,
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  21. egg roll go in feig hole, no?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. [In a dweeby voice] My name is Scott Aukerman, and emotional sincerity makes me uncomfortable.

    By MrMoxie,
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    • 536 views

  23. Unless you're eating Rocky Mountain oysters, please don't say "Amazeballs!"

    By Lamprey,
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  24. We go together like rama lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong, or, in other words, not at all

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 670 views

  25. It turns out that if you call your boss a worthless shitbag on April Fool's Day, it's still a fireable offense

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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