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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. So no to hugs, say yes to plugs, and keep an open mind about drugs

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  2. Hogwarts? More like Scott-Sharts

    By Tedman,
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  3. The Grimace was last seen July 18th 2012 at dodgers stadium dancing to Black Betty by Ram Jam. The Hamburglar remains at large.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  4. Intelligence is knowing Frankenstein was the doctor. Wisdom is knowing Dr.Frankenstein was the monster. But genius is knowing Frankenstein was the friends we made along the way.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  5. What's shakin' at the shake shack, Ziggy?

    By RichieMillennium,
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  6. If I ever open up an Asian cookware store specifically targeted to Rastafarians you better believe I'm naming it Jah-pan. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. I can tell by that look in your eyes that you got hit in the face with a look pie

    By RichieMillennium,
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  8. You've got just 3 more chances to win infinity chances to win, keep listening for your cue to call!

    By RichieMillennium,
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  9. Paul Hardcastle may be living in the past but at Comedy Bang Bang it's 2019, n n n n n n n n nineteen

    By LukeStreetWalker,
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  10. Peter, Place Priorities Properly. Pack Patties Pre Party, Please.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  11. Stick a Juicy fruit in my chewy chute, Huey Newt...on

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  12. If life gives you emergency firsts, make emergency first aid

    By RichieMillennium,
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  13. Put on some Korn open parenthesis the band closed parenthesis and lay on the horn open parenthesis the thing in a car closed parenthesis it's time to make fuck.

    By Gnomebauer,
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  14. There’s plenty of fish in the sea but the sea is just Aquaman’s jizz

    By Paul Hommus Anderson,
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  15. ET no homophone

    By The Batting Gentleman,
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  16. Natalie Portmantoe is a clumsy portmanteau for Natlie Portman's camel toe.

    By Daark Helmet,
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  17. Solids and stripes - important to watch in pool and in stool

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. Call me Ishmael, but don't call me late for dinner!

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  19. If your heart is in your hand, and in your hand is in your head, then you have a serious medical condition and you're very likely dead.

    By BadTactic,
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  20. Annie pass the corn please / Pass the corn please / Pass the corn please Annie

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Roses are red, corn is yellow, I went to third base and found out she’s a fella

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. As God is my witness, the defense asks the court for permission to treat the witness as hostile

    By RichieMillennium,
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  24. It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's an early sign of a stroke! Call a doctor!

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  25. Cool cats, hot dogs. The only thing more polarizing in the fifties was that horrible, horrible segregation.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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