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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Snitches get stitches if they use the promo code DONG69. That's promo code DONG69.

    By It's_Raining_Ben,
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  2. HEY! Only my doctor and my priest can touch me there!

    By Jason U-Call-Urself-a Manzukas,
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    • 170 views

  3. Huge fan of married with children’s Weird al budny

    By Boof,
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  4. A nickel’s but a tickle, so I’ll take a Ben Frank in my spank bank

    By Number36Cow,   
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  5. I’ve got a need, a need for speed. Seriously my dependency on it is becoming an issue.

    By DanC,
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  6. It takes two to tango but ten to go tanning don't forget your little goggles for the bed of dancing!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  7. Barbecue stain inside my underwear how did you get down there?

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  8. A walk around the block is like a walk around the clock, move enough hands and you can advance yourself!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  9. I accidentally put my clothes in the soda machine and my laundry came out a bit fizzy

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  10. Eat my ass and smoke lots'a grass if you want to get this hall pass, little Timmy

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  11. Butterflies in my stomach, frog in my throat. This paleo diet is wild

    By Boof,
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  12. When is the American Broadcasting Company going to reboot ReBoot? Oh, wait! Netflix already did. Now I can use the potty again!

    By Nife Glisten,
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  13. I like my lady parts like I like my sandwiches: with all the crust removed.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  14. Never tangle with a guy in a Kangol because it’s probably Samuel L. Jackson.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  15. I got my Canadian tuxedo mixed up with my birthday suit and everyone saw my jeanie weenie.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 358 views

  16. Don’t piss down my back and tell me you’re not into shitting on my chest.

    By Oden’s Penii,
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  17. They gets their blues from reading the news, its greens and orange purple hues. Look now here it's the funny pages.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  18. Tick tock, look at my cock. Ding dong, here's my shlong. Hey pal, my eyes are up here.

    By Mary Poppin Cherries,
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  19. Call Me Palestinian Flowers, Because I Hate Jujubes.

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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  20. No Need To Thank Me, Dido. I Had Fun, Too.

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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  21. Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the riddler diddled my dad

    By Jason Pantzpoupas,
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  22. Hush little baby, don't say a word! Mommy's gonna clean up your stinky little turd!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 265 views

  23. A pocketful of posies, a tissue a tissue a tissue a tissue a tissue

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  24. Slice a tomato for us Victor. Once for the revolution and once again for Barbara’s sandwich.

    By DanC,
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    • 453 views

  25. Comedy Bang Bang another quality Breitbart production

    By DanC,
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