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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Whatever the case may be, you can bet your bottom that I'll shove it up mine

    By CrapFace McGee,
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  2. You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Make

    By SirDancelot,
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    • 273 views

  3. To the Victor Go the Spoils! Unless the spoils are peanuts because Victor is allergic

    By SirDancelot,
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    • 290 views

  4. A watched hand never plays, but a watched man never sprays, so stop watching me jerk off, Karen

    By SirDancelot,
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  5. I like my bowling balls like i like my women: 8 pounds and too small to stick my fingers in

    By SirDancelot,
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    • 275 views

  6. Keep Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Ross close and your enemies closer

    By allenpwilliams,
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  7. When the monkey hits all fours, your horny granny scores

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  8. I’ll give you an A, but you’re gonna have to come up with some more letters if you wanna make this cheerleading squad, Fonzi.

    By Self Watching Counsel,
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  9. I love sheep and furniture but don't call me a shepherd, I'm more of an armchair expert!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 231 views

  10. I have a sugar daddy, and by that I mean my dad has diabetes.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  11. Fun fact, if you took the intestines of everyone on Earth and stretched them out, it would be pretty gross

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. My wife calls me Excel because I like to spread her sheet.

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 243 views

  13. I cut my leg open and my doctor would not do the procedure unless I had stitcher premium.

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  14. If you like sitting on desktops, you should try to becoming a draft document!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  15. Is that a computer in your pocket because you're making my hard drive!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  16. I don't know if King Arthur was the king of Camelot, but I can say for sure that Bea Arthur was the queen of cameltoe

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. As the senator from Tatooine, I "dewback" the Supreme Chancellor's proposal

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. I can't figure out which one is a Trandoshan bounty hunter and which one is Judith Light

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. A watched pot never boils? Tell that to my blind uncle sal. May he Rest In Peace. He died staring at what he thought was a boiling pot and forgot to eat. Anyway happy birthday everybody.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Taste what I did to my skin for you.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. Shave me Seymour! Shave my nether regions for the glory of all that is unholy!

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. I'm just like you guys, i put my pants on one leg at a time, except afterwards i get thrown out of JC Penny for taking them off.

    By SirDancelot,
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    • 337 views

  23. Feed me hot pockets and call me a liar, ‘cause it looks like my cargo pants just caught on fire.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 252 views

  24. I was but a wee lad when I ate fish sticks the for first time. The tar-tar sauce tasted simply divine.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 258 views

  25. Speaking of catchphrases have you heard this one?

    By SideofMcG,
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