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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My memory may be fuzzy but so are these peaches. Comprende dicknose?

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  2. Give a cold goat a coat, and he'll swim across a moat. Give him a boat and he'll gloat, "I'm driving this bitch to the Caribbean."

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  3.  I left my Fleshlight on the subway.  My name and phone number are on the side.  It's nice hearing laughter again.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. The coolest thing about Carmex chap stick is that you can leave it in a car down in Mexico it'll melt.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  5. I've come to find myself furiously farting out fires on Friday nights in February.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  6. Bring it on, Ultron. No strings on you till my jizzy ropes flew.

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Birds flying high, you know how I feel. Sun in the sky, you know how I feel. I actually feel a bit dizzy after watching all these birds in the sun.

    By JuhanaKetola,
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    • 269 views

  8. Living da vida locomotive!

    By JuhanaKetola,
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    • 241 views

  9. Hello? Is this on? Can you see my screen?

    By JuhanaKetola,
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    • 280 views

  10. My Dad was a real hard-ass. Instead of a buttcrack, he had an ass-fault.

    By TheHumanNeighbor,
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    • 426 views

  11. Yo! My butter from another udder. Let’s get creamy.

    By Optimus Crime & the Kleptobots,
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    • 167 views

  12. My ramen restaurant slash strip club “Miso Horny” would have succeeded if it weren’t for all the soup burn lawsuits.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 310 views

  13. Chocolate cookies, strawberry jam, in your butt’s the master plan.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  14. The plan is simple Billy, you distract Shrek, I grab‘em right by the Puss’n’boots.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  15. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, ask him how the hell a grown ass man doesn’t know how to fish.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 324 views

  16. She blinded me with science...also with bleach. It was mostly the bleach that blinded me.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 341 views

  17. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't kill your neighbors cat

    By Blolf Witzer,
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  18. Gritty, Philly Gritty, the mascot of our hearts; skate the ice with crazy eyes and hold in all your farts.

    By MattyWox,
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  19. Big cars, cigars, fig bars and sleepin' in box cars: Ah, the good life.

    By MattyWox,
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  20. Spiral’s a top, Longshot’s a bottom, but Mojo verse

    By Cat-on-a-hot-ten-inches,
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  21. Cancel Uatu.

    By Cat-on-a-hot-ten-inches,
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  22. Do the hurky jerky perfectly, Shirley, or alternatively, do the hanky panky and get a spanky from Banksy, frankly.

    By ChrisCautious,
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  23. I am still living with your goat. Lonely and dreaming of a wool coat.

    By wedgie_rotts,
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  24. Loosen your noose before juicin' your goose... only you can prevent choking while stroking.

    By Vice Versace,
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  25. Have respect for the dildos, son. Wash it when the bilbo's done. Okay Dad, i'll clean after play, but those dildos are mine. I'm gay.

    By LordBabyHat,
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