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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In the name of the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit, there are vowels and there are consonants. Thus ends your grammar lesson for today.

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. I've heard of whiskey dick but experimental psychedelic research chemical snuck into my water supply by the government as punishment for defaulting on my student loan penis? 

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. If I slap Ben Grimm on the ass, does it mean I've just hit rock bottom?

    By LordCreton,
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  4. From the tallest mountain to the shallowest grave. From the deepest ocean to the smallest puddle of milk.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  5. Need a vacation? Hop in your Chevy, Chase your cares away, and hit the road with a slapstick

    By OneHornBornUnicornPorn,
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  6. Call me crazy, call me maybe; just don't call me by my name.

    By PlacateTheMuse,
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  7. Saw a bank robber the other day, still holds up.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  8. If you want to get ahead in this world, think about investing in a quality titanium guillotine.

    By Blabia St. Hyman,
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  9. Plop plop, fizz fizz. There's something wrong with my poops.

    By EverSoTenderly,
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  10. Stay Tuned. . . is a movie starring John Ritter that I owned on VHS before my dad taped over it with a porno.

    By EverSoTenderly,
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  11. If you're happy and you know it, don't rub it in, Brad

    By The Omar Epps Pineapple Circus,
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  12. My Moroccan pheasant is present rockin' a peasant fez. Ain't it pleasant?

    By MadAboutEwe,
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  13. 2 in the pink, 182 in the blink

    By allenpwilliams,
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  14. Pittfalls and Pratfalls, a dramatic thriller about waterfalls starring Brad Pitt and Chris Pratt, out this Fall!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. Innuendo Flo’s Placebos: now at the Suppository Laboratory. How’s that for suggestive assonance?

    By Parenthetical Sean,
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  16. I ate a sloth once. It took me forever! Sure did leave me sluggish, and gave me diarrhea for months.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  17. A body in motion smells of lotion but a body at rest smells the best

    By Podguys,
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  18. Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle...since my brother made love to a monkey.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  19. Fun fact, Jesus was ticklish.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  20. I’ll have you know sir that this rental car already smelled that way when I got it.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  21. Me and Whippy Dipsnatch slingin’ wormfood down at Tubby’s Notch

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. You can’t De-Nye “Bill, The Science Guy”. That’s not how we do things here. There are rules. Good day, sir.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  23. Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid! Like, into the ground! Because life is finite!

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  24. Heart, Stars, Horseshoes, Clovers and Blue Moons, Pots of Gold and Rainbows, and 99 Luftballoons

    By MrMoxie,
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  25. I heart Huckabees but unluckily no Huckabee wants to fuck-a-me, probably due to my offensive Italian American impression

    By ChrisCautious,
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