New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. If you think smoking makes you look cool, you're wrong! Nothing makes a duck look cool.

   By jaymanthegreat, February 4, 2015
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2. This catchphrase is funny based soely on it's delivery. Aaaand I blew it.

   By Tomtomfooleries, March 4, 2015
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   • KrangkaDelic
   • March 7, 2015

3. How do YOU balance being lonely&unemployed?

   By JuhoGrubert, March 9, 2015
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   • JuhoGrubert
   • March 9, 2015

4. flirty. shirty. dirty. not even thirty: girls, it's Bertie!

   By KrangkaDelic, December 12, 2015
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   • KrangkaDelic
   • December 14, 2015

5. We built this city on rock n' roll.... which was very much against the advice of the architects.

   By AprilFoolsRebel, March 26, 2015
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   • KrangkaDelic
   • March 27, 2015

6. RIP KMFDM

   By Razor Boy, March 26, 2015
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   • KrangkaDelic
   • March 28, 2015

7. I want to open a resort where you can drink tea, coffee, and ski at the same time and call it Tchaikovsky.

   By Bever Hopox, April 27, 2015
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   • souprman
   • April 29, 2015

8. I like my women like I like my coffee, raised by illiterate peasants.

   By Shampoodler, May 4, 2015
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   • Dale Cooper Black
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9. Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger.... but she DOES work in a gold mine.

   By AprilFoolsRebel, May 25, 2015
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   • Bernard_Shakey
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10. In the words of Zombie Marie Antoinette, "Let them eat Cake Boss."

    By AprilFoolsRebel, May 29, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • May 30, 2015

11. squirting has finally been disproven, guys - it was just pee

    By KrangkaDelic, June 3, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • June 3, 2015

12. Prepare to stare off into space for the better part of an hour.

    By bertjerred, June 11, 2015
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    • bertjerred
    • June 12, 2015

13. Welcome to Cordeny Bung Bang! brought to you by groups of lawyers and agents way beyond your comprehension.

    By KrangkaDelic, June 14, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • June 15, 2015

14. A plaster cast of Master Blaster caused a Mad Max ass-disaster.

    By Razor Boy, June 18, 2015
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    • Razor Boy
    • June 19, 2015

15. the shortest distance between any two points is a straight turd

    By KrangkaDelic, June 19, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • June 20, 2015

16. pound dat vag, lift dat bale, getalittledrunkandyoullendupinjail ...

    By KrangkaDelic, June 20, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • June 21, 2015

17. bro hangs the ke back that takes it up the fleshy crown

    By KrangkaDelic, June 24, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • June 25, 2015

18. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Fridolin_Leiber_-_Holy_Trinity.jpg/440px-Fridolin_Leiber_-_Holy_Trinity.jpg

    By KrangkaDelic, June 26, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • June 27, 2015

19. To the moon, Alice! That's where we'll find the cure for your Alzheimer's.

    By smitty, June 29, 2015
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    • smitty
    • July 2, 2015

20. The off speed pitch misses just off the plate, running the count full. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By JamesCurle, July 8, 2015
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    • Shampoodler
    • July 9, 2015

21. If you are tuning in because you enjoy the comedic stylings of Walt Whitman and Ralph Waldo Emerson then you have come to the right podcast.

    By Mobster84, July 23, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • July 26, 2015

22. Ronda Rousey played ring around the rosie with Ryan Reynolds in Rocky Point, Rhode Island. Really! Read all about it!

    By smitty, August 16, 2015
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    • DanielSwinney
    • August 17, 2015

23. Yo mama so ugly not even SmarterChild would text her back.

    By smitty, August 19, 2015
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    • smitty
    • August 21, 2015

24. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Trak_peltasta.jpg/250px-Trak_peltasta.jpg

    By KrangkaDelic, August 21, 2015
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    • August 24, 2015

25. Don't judge someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes, then once your a mile away keep walking and enjoy your new shoes

    By DaveMarkus, August 22, 2015
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    • Qwyatt Wyatt
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