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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Typhoid Mary had a little lambskin bag in which she shat. What a talent Mary was, truly left it all out on the stage

    By greazey_bob,
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  2. "Watch this ass trick, bitch” said the bitch-ass trick, as he tricked my bitch ass. Best to keep track of a tricky bitch like trashy ass Richie Rich.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. I thought that Van Halen was singing the word "animal" instead of "Panama", and it's stuck ever since. Sorry, Eddie!

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  4. "We the fans want to know what Jason Heynong-Mantzoukas is up to"

    By TommySnyder,
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  5. If the Mexican food of the future doesn't include corn, I want no part of it. Except for those little futuristic brown sugar candies at the register.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. You can lead a corn dog to mustard, but you can't make him bark. Because it's a wiener encased in corn-meal dough and deep fried, not a dog.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. If dreaming of being lost in a Classic Nebraskan Corn Maze (or CNCM) for all eternity is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Overcome with irony while transporting logs down the Hershey highway, the driver lost control of both his truck and bowels. There were no survivors.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. It was a 4 hour slo-motion video of an elderly Marlon Brando's ass cheeks slapping together,and it was the best 6th birthday a boy could ever wish for

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. Slips and falls may break my balls, but turds can never hurt me

    By jetouellet,
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  11. Mr. Funky Fish was feeling down, so he threw a dance party and shook his shiny little butt! Shakey shakey shakey, shake that little butt!

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  12. My Canadian baby's got back bacon, you know what I'm talking aboot.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. This is the story of a little league team that nobody believed in, except for one special coach who led them all the way to the championship game...

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Misery loves company, and the company loves humpin' me. As long as the accompanying humping, is encompassed within lovely Missouri.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. archie and moose approve of your life choices. if only they were your parents

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Honduras' endurance tested by medusa's living heir

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. Your arms called but didn't leave a message

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. gattaca get at her or face a fiendish palaver

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  19. And there, majestically perched atop the old cathedral, tattered cape twisting in the wind, was Fartboob McPooface, inappropriately touching himself

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. An unwilling hero. An innocent victim. An intrepid reporter. A woman scorned. A struggling single father. A boy coming of age. A dog that almost dies

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. Time's up class.Please put down ur pencils, take off ur blindfolds and remove the ball gags from ur mouths. Surprise! I'm not really a yoga instructor

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Part of me wants to slap you, and part of me wants to kiss you. And both of those parts are the tip of my penis.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Look, I don't want to be That Guy, but I just got engaged to Marlo Thomas

    By Wallet Inspector,
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  24. Strange feet are a thing at the Circle K

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Did it ever occur to you that Rey could be the daughter of Luke Skywalker AND Princess Leia?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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