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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. They laughed when I showed them my cheese gun, which was great, because I'm Carrot Top.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Forget everything you know about baseball. Now, forget everything else. There. That's what it's like to be hit in the head by a 100 MPH fastball.

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. In West Philadelphia, born and raised. I did not spend most of my days on the playground. Besides that? My life is exactly like the Fresh Prince of Be

    By googergieger,
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  4. Last night a DJ Tanner saved my life.

    By googergieger,
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  5. Kara Thrace from Battlestar Galactica sells male space deer out of a coffee shop. Starbuck's Starbucks Star Bucks.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. Say what you want but at the end of the day is the period of darkness measured from the time from sunset to sunrise.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. Fruit Fly DOES bother me.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. Never assume because you make poor assumptions which I think you would see if you take a long, hard look at your "life."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. I remember when my sister Ashley was eating corpses so we burnt her up and made Hungarian stew. Ghoul Ash Ghoul Ash Goulash.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. Back in my day patches were not for video games but for the elbows of my tweed jackets!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  11. Though, thought, through, threw, trough, true, try, tire, tyre, fire, lier, liar, pants on fire, moor, Moor, Italy, my pithily delivery, what? Sigh...

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  12. I've heard of studying a broad, but dissecting a dude? Okay, if that's what the syllabus says

    By greazey_bob,   
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  13. 'The world is my oyster', whispered the lonely pearl.

    By JoshReichental,
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  14. Punch it, Chewie. Ouch! Not my dick, you idiot

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Faced with a choice between quality and quantity, I chose neither

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. I misunderstood a sex tip from the internet, and now everyone's asking why my cat has no fur

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. After years of speech therapy I'm proud to say I finally got rid of my stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stupid speech therapist

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Specifically, General Lee's General Store is now in the Pacific.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  19. One more time,....One more time..Frankenstein.

    By EricRouse,
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  20. The most terrible lies are those told about peanut butter.

    By JosephSchmo,
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  21. Man shall not live by breadsticks alone. You hear me Olive Garden?!

    By greazey_bob,   
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  22. Despite what you may have read on the internet, Albert Einstein never actually uttered the phrase "what's up, hotdog"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Today I watched a man dressed like Papa Smurf ride a little pony, then I flew to San Diego.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Long time Uatu The Listener, first time Uatu The Caller.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Will the owner of a 2016 Chris Hardwick please report to the parking lot, he's out there Talking Parking Lot.

    By Shampoodler,
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