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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Despite all my rage, I am still sitting in this anger management class for punching that rat

    By irishstevenj,
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  2. i'll have my cake and eat it too, i'll bake it back while i chew.

    By blobofsoul,
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    • 436 views

  3. NYC May 14th Late Show Submission

    By JamesMcKeon,
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  4. Fancy meeting you here. Fancy meeting you there. Tell me the truth, you're having an affair with Fancy aren't you?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. You never really learn the true meaning of Christmas until you wake up tied to a chair in a room filled with snakes.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. Me and Julio be our own 'big pharma': thanks for nothing, Dad

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. U Talkin’ Blue Dudes 2 Me? This is the encyclopedic compendium of all things Blue Man Group

    By irishstevenj,
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  8. I am the Heynong Man, they are the Heynong Men, I am the walrus, Goo-goo-ga-Zooks.

    By irishstevenj,
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  9. A hot dog is not a sandwich, let me be franks with you.

    By irishstevenj,
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  10. You get a car! And you get a car! And you get a car! Everybody gets a car! Thank you for attending the reading of Oprah’s last will and testament.

    By irishstevenj,
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  11. - I bought you a build-a-bear for tattling on that homicide, because snitches get stitches.

    By irishstevenj,
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  12. It's getting hard out here for a pimp... to afford fabric softener for all these fabulous fur coats.

    By The Fresh Prince of Darkness,
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  13. I'm wearing this mask because we like to have fun, but mostly so you can't identify me once this is over.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. When your barman says it's time for bed fake with your left then glass his head

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. King of the Bongos, is it? I'll still need to see ID guys.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Row, row, row your boat, up your mother's ass. Carefully carefully carefully carefully smells like she has gas.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. REAL comedy fans pan for flakes of comedy in the Hudson River.

    By mariehorselamp,
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  18. The rain in Spain falls mainly from Brian Posehn's main vein.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  19. I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty, and witty, and down to fuck.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  20. At tonight's performance, the role of Alexander Hamilton will be played by Benny Schwaz from House of Pies!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  21. If you're ever at the fair, don't try the Carny Asada. It's not what you think.

    By JeremyMay,
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  22. Before I forget...TGIF - thank God it's...fuck, what day is it?

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  23. I've heard of The Curse of The Bambino, but the Curse of The Jon Hammbino??

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. My long con is global domination. My short con is free curly fries, medium bloody

    By greazey_bob,
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  25. Excuse me whilst I swing-a-ling on your ding-a-ling as we dine in the west wing-a-ling.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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