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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Looking back,I wish I'd taken a selfie with him in the background. Also,he killed every1 i ever loved.Whatever.Next time,Godzilla selfie betch! lol ;)

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Put down your bongs and whip out your shlongs, now climb aboard the fucktruck to tittytown. This is the Oprah book club like you've never seen it b4!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Welcome to the Ren-Faire, milords and ladies. Or might it be the Stimpy-Faire thou seekest?

    By Lamprey,
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  4. Tonight on "The Procrastinating Self-Diagnosing Pharmaceutical Manufacturer, MD", the doctor finally gets a taste of his own medicine.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Thou art the Spiciest of Knights in the Kingdom, Sir Racha!

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  6. What a coincidence, my name is Leesa and my nickname in high school was "mattress"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Just follow your heart. Or kill both your parents and start a new life. What do I care?. I don't even know you. Can you sit somewhere else please?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Now if you'll all check under your seats, you'll notice a chunk of my shit. Tickets are nonrefundable and the doors are locked from the outside.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. figurative monkeys on my back - no problem... those literal furballs however are no fucking joke

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Don't you hate it when you bend over backwards to help someone out, and they don't even acknowledge your flexibility or your erection?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Does this taste infected to you?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. Poultry, thy name is chicken.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. The wild winter winds wound westward, whipped wild in the wide west, the wild wide west, whispered words, walked, waxed, waited, wound and [...]

    By mkoyama,
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  14. April showers bring May water bills.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  15. Maybe you didn't expect this many killer robots at a kindergarten graduation, but I did. Now get out of that pile of dead bodies and lets do this.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. It's not the years in your life that count, it's the intraparietal sulcus in your brain.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. jim norton likes my shit

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. if lettuce had bones that would be Fucked Up

    By JoshTorres,
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  19. its like the old saying goes, red sky at night, sailors delight, red sky at morn, buy a big ass snake and wear it around your neck

    By JoshTorres,
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  20. Thanks for staying tuned to "The Stay Tunes: The Tunes That Stayed." I'm your host Stacy Tooning, and I recently found out I have terminal cancer.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life

    By JoshTorres,
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  22. Yo mama's wit is so dry. How dry it is? So dry she try to shake hands wit a palm tree. The Venetian. Talkin' bout a coconut

    By greazey_bob,   
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  23. Rarely are radiators reused to wrongly reduce radishes from ravishing raids.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. You bring the heat, I'll bring the sizzle. My mom will bring sugar cookies.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  25. Rodney! Rodney, come back! Is it something I said or this alligator carcass?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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