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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A special thanks to our sponsor Leesa Mattresses and a very special thanks to jaymanthegreat for saving us from bringing them up organically.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. the first and second rule of fight club get the most attention but rule 57 is by far the most important: No Fruit On Pizza

    By JoshTorres,
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  3. You think abstract expressionism represented the traditional middle class better than socialist realism? Child please!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. If you come to a fork in the road, it's mine and I'll fucking kill you if you take it

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  5. Don't kill the messenger, unless the messenger threw deadly chemicals into your parents eyes and laughed maniacally

    By JoshTorres,
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  6. I need an old priest, and a young priest. And a small pool filled with baby oil. Ooh La la. Best sweet 16 Everrrrrr!!!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. my Hip Hop fashion style and Boot Scootin' attitude have collided in the most unfortunate of ways

    By JoshTorres,
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  8. it takes 42 facial muscles to frown so needless to say i have a very strong face

    By JoshTorres,
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  9. The last thing I remember is Father O'Garrity running at me with a sock full of quarters and yelling "You think your tits dont stink!?"

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. my body is filled with things that i wouldn't want on me

    By JoshTorres,
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  11. i never finish any of my business intentionally so i'm going to be a very busy ghost

    By JoshTorres,
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  12. Saying you have a foreign object in your eye is xenophobic & closed-minded. Just take the sword through your cornea like a true cosmopolitan

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, unless youre Spider Gandhi

    By JoshTorres,
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  14. "I inseminate hogs" he inserted, hamfistedly

    By JoshTorres,
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  15. Shift the paradigm by writing the ENTIRE book on the cover

    By JoshTorres,   
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  16. A large group of Stingray's is called a "Fever" but a large group of white people is called a "Yogurt Commercial"

    By JoshTorres,   
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  17. a little bit 'a' backstory never hurt nobody but wait'll they get a load 'a' my

    By greazey_bob,
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  18. Me and my baby are pulling out the candles and massage oil and packing them up so I can move out and be done with her.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. If all your friends jumped off a bridge, then you probably weren't very supportive of them.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. She was a sultry dame. He was a dark and brooding lothario. Now they run the bicycle shop on Cedar Street.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. It was the best of times it was the worst of times for the man from Nantucket but mostly it was the best of times because he had a huge dick The End.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. There's only so many times you can throw a hobo from a moving train before you feel like settling down and starting a family.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Stand back, ye demons and serpents of sin! Im sorry there's only one stall, but I had burrito for lunch.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. Temptation. Lust. Passion. Sprinkles. These are my four dogs.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  25. First, do no harm. Second, that's silver. Third is my favorite base. See! I know numbers real good.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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