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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you marry the lead singer from A-Ha you should do that thing at the reception where you smash cake in each other's faces then say Caake, Onnn, Mee.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. What up, what up! This is Hollywooo... Comedy Bang Bang.

    By AndrewGoll,
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  3. Good day and good puss to you sir

    By Dom Cheeto,
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  4. Oops, shouldn't have done that

    By Dom Cheeto,
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  5. Call me on my bologna phone

    By Dom Cheeto,
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  6. did you hear about the cowboy who couldn't tell his his right shoe from his left? he died heel deep inside the pokemons ass.

    By blobofsoul,
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  7. Earwolf? I thought this was Airwolf. But I guess this explains why Jan Michael Vincent isn't hosting. YET.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. I asked the gardener what was wrong. He shrugged and said, "Something about that bush just shrubs me the wrong way."

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. I keep all my jokes in a Jackie Mason jar.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  10. You mad, bra? Nah, brah. Just tired from supporting these massive titties all day long.

    By GoodTimes&69s,   
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  11. (Normal Auckervoice) Baa, Baa, black sheep, have you any yummy corn? (Sexy Auckervoice) Why yes I do, handsome sire—three scrotes full and shorn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. More like "A Fartbreaking Turd of Gaggering Penis" ammirite literary nerds?

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. [Seinfeld] Whaat's the deall with Poop-Tarts? Arre they just regulaar Pop-Tarts filled with shit? WhyYyy do we neeEeed the Poop-Tart!? [End Seinfeld]

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Urinal cakes. The perfect combination of discharge and dessert.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. Oregon? More like Or-e-went.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. Snape kills Chewbacca.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. That's one small step for man, one giant leap for a guy with little legs.

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. Isn't it ironic as fuck, satiric as shit, & parroty like a muh fuh Polly wanna wittle bit of bwed? & that was patronizing, dad

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. What's up, veggie dog?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. As Albert Einstein once said, do or do not; there is no try

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. If meat is murder, then call me OJ Simpson

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Yew-taw? All this time I've been saying ooh-taw

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Bewitched be damned bee movie

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. Combine harvester, a few dents, starts first time. $8000 or nearest offer

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. Ladies and Baha Men, boys and Girl Talk, mash right up and let the dogs smash mouth

    By bale_of_hail,
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