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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Captain America ripping a log in half isn't the only thing that gets me hard, but it never fails

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Nobody messes with the bitch holding a trident

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. Like orphans on a swingset, we push each other to greater heights

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. Former Rufus front-woman busted in spiritual cleansing hoax: Chaka Kan's Chakra Con.

    By Peemdream,
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  5. Oligarchs Unite!!!

    By EricWatson,
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  6. Rhianna may be four five seconds from wildin' but I'm just four five seconds from six seconds.

    By alazyportmanteau,
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  7. The third earliest bird gets the worm if he kills two birds with one stone

    By splashman,
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  8. Jimmyheadphones

    By Jimmy headphones,
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  9. Hooah! Tis' a pot dog!

    By jerikofeng,
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  10. There's more gravy than grave about you, I yell as I attempt to bury Colonel Sanders

    By DevonElson,
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  11. Catchphrases are like assholes. You’ve got to learn to love your own before you can love someone else’s.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. If you poo in a tree before it's 3, I'll bake you a pie on the 4th of July.

    By the sock you can't find,
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  13. Nobody out-Jabbas the Hut.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. From time connoisseurs to satanic masseurs to the cast of the latest shows of Mike Schurr’s, we welcome all Stars and Stripes of eccentric entrepreneurs.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  15. Swing low Sweet Chariot. Go for their kneecaps Sweet Chariot. Why did I call my axe Sweet Chariot?

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Who let the dogs down? You and your artisan kale & quinoa dog treats, that’s who.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. We shall eat corn on the beaches, we shall eat corn on the landing grounds, we shall eat corn in the fields and in the streets, we shall eat corn in the hills; we shall never not eat corn, for it is so yellow and buttery and delicious!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Ohhh the weather outside is frightful but the potential of universal annihilation by instantaneous expansion of the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy is sooo delightful.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Eat my ass and smoke lots'a grass if you want to get this hall pass, little Timmy

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  20. There was a young man from Savannah / Who ate everything but bananas / He said with a grimace / As the Grimace walked in and started force-feeding him bananas / “Stop it, dad! You know I’m allergic to bananas!!” (And then he perished.)

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise, this minor tributary will continue to discharge water at its current level and we can attribute it to divine intervention.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. My lovely mister singing club you walk me animally on the cookie

    By Thorsten Gonzales,
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  23. Cous cous cous. The food so nice they named it thrice. The last cous is silent.

    By ZachPelley,   
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  24. I'm sorry if I'm making you uncomfortable, but I am a back-alley colonoscopy provider after all.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Call me cheese or lettuce, cause either way I'm shredded and coming on your taco

    By Mr. Mxyzpixiestick,
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