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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sadly, Batman was the COVID-19 outbreak monkey all along.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Shoot for the moon, for even if you miss, at least you tried to kill that werewolf-enabling ball of bitch

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Ska can’t help you here

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. There ain't no time like the present. That's bullshit. How about the past? That was ages ago and I wasn't as fat then.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. If we're doing lunch, you'll need to force-feed me like the guy from Se7en.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. I'm like a comedy soup. Just let me stew for awhile .

    By Facelist,
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  7. Wild cat meat sausage: breakfast lynx.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. Don't put all your eggs in one cryostorage facility

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  9. Thank you for footing the bill but stop putting your feet on the bill.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Who the frick approved there being a Phoebe Waller-Bridge AND a Phoebe Bridgers?!?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  11. All rice is instant rice if you like it dry & crunchy

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. I don't know when I bought that milk in my fridge, but the kid on the carton is definitely old enough to be missing by now

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. " You just have to laugh" Seabiscuit. 2003-????

    By Facelist,
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  14. Leave the salad up to me...

    By Facelist,
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  15. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a jerkoff

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. SALT IS A ROCK THAT WE EAT AND THAT’S WEIRD! LET ME EAT MORE ROCKS, PLEASE!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. If you want more gravy just give us a wavey

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. The poor waiter in the wool parka poured water on Paul Walker's Warby Parkers.

    By Kermitmcdermott,
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  19. Say hello to the house band, with refrigerator on lead guitar, chaise lounge on bass guitar, and chest of drawers slapping the skins

    By RichieMillennium,
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  20. Dung Roulette 2. This time the gloves are off

    By yoga dong,
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  21. As they say in my favorite movie Carol, “Hi I’m Carol”

    By ButterButt,
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  22. Danger Is My Maiden Name

    By cultofsuetodd,
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  23. Keepin’ it wide on the inside

    By SkyDaddy,
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  24. Ever wonder what happens when you shave a blanket? Buckle up and try not to spank it.

    By Thelonius The Lonliest,
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  25. I haven't been this excited since the 1977 Donnie And Marie Christmas Special!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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