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When I look at you, I feel a moray, I know you're a manta love forever. Like an electric shark all over my body. I know we're sole mates. Let's make love for the halibut. Carp-ey diem.

Does the old saying about silver linings apply to fart clouds?

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? No thanks, I'm a vegetarian

I got pockets full of dough, and a backpack full of batter. My hat is made of cookies; it's a wonder I'm not fatter

I eat nerds like you for breakfast, said the candy company spokesperson

There's a ringing in my ear, and my glass is full of beer. So won't you be a dear and put your penis up my rear?

I've found a number of references to the "hamburgers that talk / chicken mcnuggets you can take for a walk" lyrics, but I don't think the video exists anywhere. I did find this video, which opens with a jingle with lyrics that wind up sounding like "food, fucks, and fun"

I don't think 'monster fuck' will ever get old as far as recurrent episode gimmicks go

"The size of a thumb? Sounds like my ex-wife!"

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Apples grow on apple trees but cats don't grow on cat trees

Now if you'll excuse me I have a meating to go to

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I guess Discovery really has jumped, the, err, well, you know

and don't ask me about the waterloo on the knee

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and that sonata? it sure was pathetic!

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Will the real thin lizzy please stand up? Please stand up?