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  1. Please feel free to cite my name as "maimonides nutz" if this is chosen
  2. Great episode. Laughed a bunch. Was slightly disappointed Gino didn't make a joke about how great it was that there was a couple dedicated to putting the Christ in Christmas year-round
  3. I can't tell if I'm coming or going. Guess I'd better see the urologist!
  4. Can you please hand me that towel? I misunderstood the expression "bottmless brunch"
  5. the_muteKi

    Episode 607 - Are You a Heaux?

    Ego Nwodim remains a national treasure.
  6. Hey Tiger, why don't you come back to my place and frost my flakes
  7. bumping this because I'm obnoxiously amused by it
  8. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/jaws-original-shark-fully-restored-film-academy-museum-1220258 What the fuck!!
  9. the_muteKi

    Episode 599 - 10th Anniversary

    Weird that John Lennon mentioned Slumdog Milliionaire but, unless I had a case of microsleep during his bit, not the fact that the director of that movie just made one where his own creative work seemingly ceased to exist.
  10. the_muteKi

    Episode 598 - Secret Shopping with Motley Crue

    Were Nikki Sixx and Lizzie Grey sister bandmates?
  11. the_muteKi

    Episode 599 - 10th Anniversary

    Among Andrew Lloyd Webber, Rum Tum Tugger, Dash Grabum, and the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog -- hell of an episode for the furries!
  12. the_muteKi

    Episode 595 - Mother's Olive Oil

    Plenty of good Italian food in Rhode Island but by God do I miss me some clamcakes
  13. I'm glad they found him, but does he sing, Timmothy Pitzen?
  14. the_muteKi

    Episode 593 - Get In The Way Gremlin

    I guess my demonology texts are out of date. I thought that malapropisms were brought forth by the mondegreen goblins
  15. the_muteKi

    Episode 590 - Bread Mop

    *pushes glasses up, clears throat* well exCUSE me Scott but as a member of the Michael Jackson defense force I have to say that you are absolutely wrong. There was never any evidence that Michael Jackson molested kids. Sure, there's open evidence and testimony even from himself that he plied them away from their parents and guardians with money, alcohol, and kept them alone in his well-guarded bedroom and deprived them of normal childhood socialization, but there's absolutely no evidence that Michael Jackson ever molested a child. And believe me, I have spent a very long time searching for it And if there were such evidence I would have seen all of it Did you know that the FBI spent over a decade collecting newspaper reports about Michael Jackson's behavior? It's true. And none of those articles detailed any sort of sexual abuse. I can't believe anyone would tarnish his legacy over what he did. He was the King of Pop, and when has a king ever behaved badly? Plus, Macaulay Culkin says he was never touched by Jackson and that was like the same time he was at his peak with the Home Alone movies like what kind of self-respecting pedo wouldn't try to tap th
  16. Everyone asks where is Carmen Sandiego but nobody asks how did one woman steal the goddamn eiffel tower
  17. Cross your t's and dot your i's and cross your eyes and spike your teas
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    The Queen movie wasn't very good even if Rami Malek is charming and energetic. The Godfather soundtrack, however, is unimpeachable. Godfather is also a pretty good movie. Godfather is just better all-around. Should be a no-brainer.
  19. the_muteKi

    Shaun Diston MVP 2018

    100% agree. I hope he's on a bunch in 2019 because he elevates every episode he's on
  20. If nobody else says it, it's more like a "throwphrase", isn't it?
  21. the_muteKi

    Episode 540 - Low Five

    also you can totally get more than just 150 pokemon in kanto. electivire. magmortar. tangrowth. porygon-2 and porygon-z. rhyperior. maybe even magnezone, glaceon, and leafeon. no I can't believe what i'm saying either PS great ep, surely gonna be one of the tops of the whole year.
  22. the_muteKi

    Episode 538 - Ro…ller Co…aster O…ne

    Boy, a lot of podcasts I listen to have been talking about getting bitten by eels lately
  23. https://instaud.io/1Qms So I am a month behind on episodes and so only just heard the 2018 plug bag song... checked the new ep and it seems you've already gotten a plug bag arrangement but I figured I'd put my proverbial hat in the ring for at least one of these anyway
  24. You're the worm in the apple of my eye!
  25. Some days, you're the black and white weirdo in the as-seen-on-tv product ad