the_muteKi
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Thoughts on Fall Olympics (644) w Gino, Chris and Chris Starbo, and NBA's Greatest Bill Walton
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Hey Tiger, why don't you come back to my place and frost my flakes
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If nobody else says it, it's more like a "throwphrase", isn't it?
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Forget Florida Man, Heynong Man has the silliest superpower. Well, except for fucking Aquaman. Screw that guy!
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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the comedy show where the points don't matter and everything's made up. Like the points. We don't have those.
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Screw this, screw that, all in a day's work for Norm Abram
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In the immortal words of Friedrich Nietzsche, "God is a toad"
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So excited for the party tonight I just RSVP'd in my pants!
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I dunno about the apple watch, but I know how to power a clock with a potato!
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Can you please hand me that towel? I misunderstood the expression "bottmless brunch"
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Welcome to an exciting new episode of Comedy Bang Bang! I'm your host, Scott Awkward Man. Wait, what? No, I'm Scott Auckermann! Wait, maybe I'm both.
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Celebrate the spirit of the season with a nice refreshing glass of heynong!
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The podcast you can listen to on a plane but can't talk about in the TSA checkpoint: It's Comedy Bang Bang
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There's a fish crime in progress! Somebody call the carps!
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Check out my new 60s folk-rock/cereal jingle band, The Traveling Crunchberries
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Everyone asks where is Carmen Sandiego but nobody asks how did one woman steal the goddamn eiffel tower
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Some days, you're the black and white weirdo in the as-seen-on-tv product ad
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When I look at you, I feel a moray, I know you're a manta love forever. Like an electric shark all over my body. I know we're sole mates....
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I'm a stakeholder in this company. Medium rare, actually
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