the_muteKi
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Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to suck hog and he's set for life
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Thoughts on Fall Olympics (644) w Gino, Chris and Chris Starbo, and NBA's Greatest Bill Walton
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I can't tell if I'm coming or going. Guess I'd better see the urologist!
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Can you please hand me that towel? I misunderstood the expression "bottmless brunch"
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I'm glad they found him, but does he sing, Timmothy Pitzen?
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Hey Tiger, why don't you come back to my place and frost my flakes
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Everyone asks where is Carmen Sandiego but nobody asks how did one woman steal the goddamn eiffel tower
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Cross your t's and dot your i's and cross your eyes and spike your teas
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Some days, you're the black and white weirdo in the as-seen-on-tv product ad
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When I look at you, I feel a moray, I know you're a manta love forever. Like an electric shark all over my body. I know we're sole mates....
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Does the old saying about silver linings apply to fart clouds?
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? No thanks, I'm a vegetarian
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I've got pockets full of dough, and a backpack full of batter. My hat is made of cookies; it's a wonder I'm not fatter.
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I eat nerds like you for breakfast, said the candy company spokesperson
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There's a ringing in my ear, and my glass is full of beer. So won't you be a dear and put your penis up my rear?
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There's strength in numbers, which is why a lot of mathematicians don't bother to work out
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Bear Grylls, Mountain Lion Roasts, Deer Just Tosses It In the Microwave for a Minute
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This one's for all the swingin' cats out there: Wouldn't you rather be playing with a scratching post?
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I'm a stakeholder in this company. Medium rare, actually
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I turned my TV on to shark week but all I got was a bunch of venture capitalists
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