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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII

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    Open Up the Plug Bag for Me

    By ChazFremontIII, in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

      
    • 2 replies
    • 1155 views
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    If love is a battlefield, then I'm going to need someone from the National Park Service to come over and evaluate my bed for landmark status.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 2 replies
    • 447 views
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    Waffle fries?! What'll they think of next, Pancake Onion Rings?

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 2 replies
    • 440 views
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    Watch It, Rent It, Buy It! (ft. Heynong Mantzoukas)

    By ChazFremontIII, in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

    • 2 replies
    • 1001 views
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    The Ice Man cometh. Anyone want a jizzicle?

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 2 replies
    • 370 views
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    Little Miss Muffet streams Jimmy Buffet (because she has terrible taste in music)

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 2 replies
    • 509 views
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    Plug Bag Delight

    By ChazFremontIII, in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

      
    • 1 reply
    • 763 views
  8.  

    Morning Zoo Plugs Outro Intro

    By ChazFremontIII, in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

      
    • 1 reply
    • 917 views
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    I tried dressing the turkey, but do you know how hard it is to find pants that don't make a fat fowl look high-waisted?!

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
    • 1 reply
    • 451 views
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    I quietly quit the Quincy quilting quorum in a quandary concerning quarterly quality control queries quantized in a queerly quizzical questionnaire.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 442 views
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    C'mon Scotty, Plug Us In

    By ChazFremontIII, in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

      
    • 1 reply
    • 730 views
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    Whip Out Your Pom Poms (Let's Hear it for Plugs)

    By ChazFremontIII, in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

      
    • 1 reply
    • 716 views
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    Don’t cry for me Argentina. And stop laughing at me Finland!

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 371 views
  14.  

    Seatbelts Save Lives. Chastity Belts Save Wives.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 367 views
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    Ask your proctologist whether a cucumber trellis is right for you.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
    • 0 replies
    • 579 views
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    People keep saying I have a magnetic personality, but I think its just a polite way for them to call me bipolar.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 346 views
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    Cocker spaniel?! I hardly know her spaniel!

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 430 views
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    Like they always say..."You can take the girl out of the city...but you'll probably end up looking at a kidnapping charge."

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 414 views
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    Oregon? More like Or-e-went.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 646 views
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    Urinal cakes. The perfect combination of discharge and dessert.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 384 views
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    Of course my baloney has a first name. You mean to tell me you don't name your deli meats?

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 364 views
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    Plugwurst

    By ChazFremontIII, in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

      
    • 0 replies
    • 579 views
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    Paul McCartney once said, "It's getting better all the time". But that guy doesn't eat meat, so I don't know how he can tell.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 441 views
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    If it feels like your whole world is spinning, don't worry, it actually is. At about 1000mph. You see, the earth has what scientists call an axis...

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 517 views
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    A Fonzerelli Flag Day Fun Fact Check. Betsy Ross as a distant cousin of Marion Ross? That gets two big Correctamun-NOs 'Lying Ted'!

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 360 views
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