ChazFremontIII
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I'm a song and dance man, but I also like to tan the hides of all the animals I've killed with my van.
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When the head umpire yells "Strike!"', how come all the other umpires keep working?
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I've heard a strumpet play the trumpet, but I've never heard anyone say, "Hump it!" about a crumpet. Except for Ian. He's kind of a creep.
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Overall, I think those coveralls cover you just about all over, Al.
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I never knew pork pies were considered a delicacy, but since they named a hat after it, it must be pretty darn tasty.
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There's more than one way to skin a cat. But since PETA got our R&D budget cancelled, we'll never know the exact number.
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No need for alarm. My biological clock is pretty good at waking me up on time.
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Welcome to the sour mash succotash bash, where everybody gets to thrash with a dash of panache!
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Can't you see me? I'm standing right here. I've got my back against the record machine and my name tag says Van Morrison.
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A pin-up with a pre-nup? Talk about the poster girl for asset protection!
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With the holidays just around the corner, make sure you take time to look both ways, cross the street, and walk in the other direction.
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I quietly quit the Quincy quilting quorum in a quandary concerning quarterly quality control queries quantized in a queerly quizzical questionnaire.
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Where have all the cowboys gone? My guess is the poon saloon. They should be there till noon.
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I tried dressing the turkey, but do you know how hard it is to find pants that don't make a fat fowl look high-waisted?!
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If April showers bring May flowers, then you know what Mayflowers bring...That's right, genocide!
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No, I said you should try and BOWL a turkey! Now get your dick out of that bird!
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I only ordered this mattress because I needed a box to store my mini-fridge.
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For my next trick, I'll unleash ungodly terror on everyone in this auditorium. Just kidding, I'm just gonna guess your card, sir.
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If you can't beat 'em...you're probably using the brass knuckles wrong.
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Harvey Korman once told me the secret to life, but he's dead now so I guess I can just forget about that.
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