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I split my lip on a sharp jagged chip. Now I drip when I sip and hiss when I kiss.Â
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You call the skid marks in your underpants "Figgy Pudding" too?
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I'm dissatisfied; therefore I submit catchphrases to Comedy Bang Bang.
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It's Judy's duty to grease that booty with cruelty-free patchouli. Wait till you see what she does to your boobies.
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Hi. I'm Paul F Thompkins. Right now, I'm sitting next to Scott Aukerman, and I don't know how to tell him that I dreamt last night that he cheated on me with his own gardener. HIS GARDENER!
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Sometimes, I miss the good old days, when everyone was a Christian.
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Tee-hee-hee, I leave a puddle of mucus on every chair I sit on. It's my calling card!
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The Devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a Geo-cache, but when he found it, all it had inside was a mirror. And that's when Satan realized he had a goatee.
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The Cave of Crystals is a great place to chill out, if you've got a hammock. If not, try the Waterfall of Why-the-fuck-don't-you-have-a-hammock?
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"Why are all the good ones taken?" I said, while shopping for a pair of used underwear.
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"Wango Dango... Use it in a sentence please." Â / "Ahem. 'Get the fuck off my face, Tiffany, I'm drownin' here.'"
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Tis the season to think of a reason to get through the days in less painful ways.
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Missy Kissy wants a boyfriend, but my lips are chapped. Thank God for dental dams.
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It's hard out there for a Bard with lardy discharge
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Secrets, secrets are no fun. Bouncehouse, Bouncehouse hurt someone. But at least they're fun.
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Hi-didly-dee, a pirates life for me. Hi-didly-dum, a finger in your bum.
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