LARDdischarge

Tee-hee-hee, I leave a puddle of mucus on every chair I sit on. It's my calling card!

By LARDdischarge, December 1, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

This holiday, please consider making a small pouch in your mashed tators and hiding a special wish inside.

By LARDdischarge, December 4, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The troglodyte got into my pantie drawer again!

By LARDdischarge, August 23, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• troglodyte

Oh, meatball Monday! The troglodyte's kidnapped my children again! Who has time for this?!

By LARDdischarge, September 1, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• troglodyte

I'm ON the case... and off the pill.

By LARDdischarge, September 6, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Dusk before dawn, but not on my lawn!

By LARDdischarge, December 9, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I split my lip on a sharp jagged chip. Now I drip when I sip and hiss when I kiss. 

By LARDdischarge, November 20, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Every time a teenager gets a boost in self esteem, an angel gets an unsatisfactory performance review.

By LARDdischarge, April 21, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The Kickstarter for my new head got denied, and now I'm stuck looking like shit.

By LARDdischarge, November 25, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If it's honey you're looking for, I know of a fat bear who Donald Duck's it.

By LARDdischarge, November 25, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A crab claw is just a lobster claw that ate tiny juice.

By LARDdischarge, November 25, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

There are thirteen kinds of tennis.

By LARDdischarge, November 21, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If you can't piss in the toilet, then get the hell out of my experimental piss trial!

By LARDdischarge, November 21, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Robots gave me Candy.

By LARDdischarge, November 21, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I pressed my pleated shorts against my pressed shirt and pushed my pelvis until I passed out.

By LARDdischarge, November 19, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Dad, I don't want to be an engineer, I want to make butt art!

By LARDdischarge, November 19, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Mom, I don't WANT to wear lipstick, I want to SELL it to orphans! Bumblegum Blue for Orphan Stue.

By LARDdischarge, November 19, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

My kitty ran away from the meat factory.

By LARDdischarge, November 13, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Tender tweeties tend to trickle tweety pee-pee.

By LARDdischarge, November 13, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A beef patty makes a good bed companion but I still need someone to make me breakfast in the morning.

By LARDdischarge, November 12, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

GUESS WHAT?! I'M IN LOVE WITH GIRLS AGAIN!

By LARDdischarge, November 12, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I like yukon in my udon and lettuce in my medic..ine.

By LARDdischarge, November 12, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Wishes get stitches.

By LARDdischarge, November 6, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The mayor got in my cabinet again!

By LARDdischarge, November 6, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

AHOY James McAvoy's Boy Toy!

By LARDdischarge, November 5, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions