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Everything posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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I hate to be a party pooper, but I shit my pants when you yelled surprise.
Colfax McLiverneck replied to Shampoodler's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I approve of this post. But only if there's corn in it. -
Anal beads made of acorns? Now that's an eco-friendly buttsex trend I can get BEHIND!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Anal beads made of acorns? Now that's an eco-friendly buttsex trend I can get BEHIND! -
Profound and recursively-clever catchphrase with a spoonerism and an irrelevant reference to corn.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Profound and recursively-clever catchphrase with a spoonerism and an irrelevant reference to corn. -
Just a grillin' some corn on my Andrew Lloyd Weber grill. Mmmmm, mmmm. Lookin' good!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Just a grillin' some corn on my Andrew Lloyd Weber grill. Mmmmm, mmmm. Lookin' good! -
Eenie meenie miny Moe, Larry, Curly and Corny, catch a tiger by has balls and ask him if he's somewhat horny!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Eenie meenie miny Moe, Larry, Curly and Corny, catch a tiger by has balls and ask him if he's somewhat horny! -
Oh what a feeling when you're dancing on the ceiling and all the corn falls out of your pockets.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Oh what a feeling when you're dancing on the ceiling and all the corn falls out of your pockets. -
Let me be frank, Stallone, and I'll let you touch my hot buttered corn cob.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Let me be frank, Stallone, and I'll let you touch my hot buttered corn cob. -
A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine. -
I am Colfax McLiverneck, Transgender Corn Lord of the 93 Counties of Nebraska, Master of the 12th Annual Shucking Games, Regurgitator of Non-Corn-Flavored Foods, Devourer of Kernels, Champion of He Who Walks Between the Rows. The Iowans know me as Bob. The Missourians know me as Barb. I am known in the Soybean Industry as Cornpone the Avenger. And there may be other secret corn-themed names that even I myself do not know.
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Pass the corn, Creepalong Bob. Stop staring at me and just pass the damn corn, jerkface.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Pass the corn, Creepalong Bob. Stop staring at me and just pass the damn corn, jerkface. -
No Heynong Man t-shirts available!?!? (Softly weeps into his cornbread.)
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
No Heynong Man t-shirts available!?!? (Softly weeps into his cornbread.) -
What's the difference between a can of corn and a boner? I don't have a can of corn right now.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
What's the difference between a can of corn and a boner? I don't have a can of corn right now. -
Because he is outstanding in his field, Sir Bilious J. Cornbuster has been promoted to head scarecrow.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Because he is outstanding in his field, Sir Bilious J. Cornbuster has been promoted to head scarecrow. -
How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear! -
If Creepalong Bob burns the cornbread one more time, I swear to god I'm moving to Canada!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
If Creepalong Bob burns the cornbread one more time, I swear to god I'm moving to Canada! -
Throw your rugs over your slugs, kids...it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Throw your rugs over your slugs, kids...it's time for the Corn Coberman Show! -
Ask not what your corn tree can do for you—because corn trees don't exist, you reprehensible, botanically ignorant dummy!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Ask not what your corn tree can do for you—because corn trees don't exist, you reprehensible, botanically ignorant dummy! -
Episode 51 - Tesla Charging Station: Live from Largo
Colfax McLiverneck replied to JulyDiaz's topic in SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Ep 51 was corntastic. And the new logo is sweet, much like the cornbread of my dreams. Long live PFT! -
What do we want!? Tang! When do we want it!? At 11:23, but only if the cornbread is done.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
What do we want!? Tang! When do we want it!? At 11:23, but only if the cornbread is done. -
As Uncle Cornelius used to say, "Get the fuck ONTO my lawn, you contumacious whippersnappers."
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
As Uncle Cornelius used to say, "Get the fuck ONTO my lawn, you contumacious whippersnappers."