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Everything posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Slaytang? Nay! Corntang? Yay!!
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Here's what we know so far. Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares. More news as events develop.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Here's what we know so far. Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares. More news as events develop. -
Corn to the left of me, corn to the right—that's right, I'm in a cornfield composing Comedy Bang Bang catchphrases.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Corn to the left of me, corn to the right—that's right, I'm in a cornfield composing Comedy Bang Bang catchphrases. -
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me—her name is Gloria, and she likes hiking, Tim McGraw, and popcorn.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me—her name is Gloria, and she likes hiking, Tim McGraw, and popcorn. -
I'll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam corn fritter and spam.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I'll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam corn fritter and spam. -
The corn maze proceeded with a dreadful foreshadowing so suggestive that it could have been fiveshadowing.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The corn maze proceeded with a dreadful foreshadowing so suggestive that it could have been fiveshadowing. -
Welcome to the jungle, we've got hot corn for 15 cents, cold corn for 10 cents, or no corn for nothing.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Welcome to the jungle, we've got hot corn for 15 cents, cold corn for 10 cents, or no corn for nothing. -
Life begins at cornception; life ends at corncession.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Life begins at cornception; life ends at corncession. -
It was said of Sir Bilious J. Cornbuster that he would spend hours tooling around his tool shed.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
It was said of Sir Bilious J. Cornbuster that he would spend hours tooling around his tool shed. -
Word play, turd play. The catchphrases around here need way more indigestible feeder corn.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Word play, turd play. The catchphrases around here need way more indigestible feeder corn. -
He'll be coming round the hundo when he comes—and he'll be coming in six white unicorns when he does.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
He'll be coming round the hundo when he comes—and he'll be coming in six white unicorns when he does. -
And the Oscar goes to Mike Judge and Stephen King for "Children of the Cornholio!"
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
And the Oscar goes to Mike Judge and Stephen King for "Children of the Cornholio!" -
And how exactly does one "corn" beef?
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
And how exactly does one "corn" beef? -
Ethan eats ethanol down by the e-shore. That's a poor health choice AND a virtual beach, folks.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Ethan eats ethanol down by the e-shore. That's a poor health choice AND a virtual beach, folks. -
Kenny G is a master of the sax-o-corn, but Weird Al is a connoisseur of the weird-o-horn.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Kenny G is a master of the sax-o-corn, but Weird Al is a connoisseur of the weird-o-horn. -
Hipster Christians oh the time has come...to put down the corn and slowly back away.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Hipster Christians oh the time has come...to put down the corn and slowly back away. -
Amber waves of grain? I'll allow it. Technically, corn is a grass.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Amber waves of grain? I'll allow it. Technically, corn is a grass.