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Everything posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Do you relish corn relish like I relish corn relish? If so, pull up a stump, neighbor!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Do you relish corn relish like I relish corn relish? If so, pull up a stump, neighbor! -
Cry hammock and let sleep the dogs of snore!
Colfax McLiverneck replied to jaymanthegreat's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
(could use a bit more corn, though) -
Cry hammock and let sleep the dogs of snore!
Colfax McLiverneck replied to jaymanthegreat's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I hereby withdraw all of my previous catchphrases in deference to this perfect statement. (kneeling in reverence) -
That dog won't hunt corn, cause corn don't run, honey bun.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
That dog won't hunt corn, cause corn don't run, honey bun. -
Uncle Scott's corn crib. You will never find a more wretched hive of recursive skullduggery.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Uncle Scott's corn crib. You will never find a more wretched hive of recursive skullduggery. -
Friends, Californians, Americans, lend me your corn. All of it.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Friends, Californians, Americans, lend me your corn. All of it. -
Friends, Californians, Americans, lend me your corn. All of it.
Colfax McLiverneck replied to Colfax McLiverneck's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
nom nom nom nom -
It's been a long time coming, this river of frozen creamed corn. Jizz!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
It's been a long time coming, this river of frozen creamed corn. Jizz! -
A tussle, a tassel, a basket full of wrasslin' vassals, I wrote a letter to Aunt Jemima and lost my virginity to yo mamma.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
A tussle, a tassel, a basket full of wrasslin' vassals, I wrote a letter to Aunt Jemima and lost my virginity to yo mamma. -
We must come together as a nation and rain fiery corn down upon the heads of our frenemies.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
We must come together as a nation and rain fiery corn down upon the heads of our frenemies. -
It was said of Sir Suggestible that he would listen to even the tiniest kernels for shucking advise.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
It was said of Sir Suggestible that he would listen to even the tiniest kernels for shucking advise. -
Well that's just corntastic, Scott. How are we going to explain this to the Lord Jesus Christ?
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Well that's just corntastic, Scott. How are we going to explain this to the Lord Jesus Christ? -
Better the cornbread you know than the cornbread you don't, right Mr. Greenjeans?
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Better the cornbread you know than the cornbread you don't, right Mr. Greenjeans? -
Exit life. Enter night. Take my hand, Corn Coberman.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Exit life. Enter night. Take my hand, Corn Coberman. -
Cosby put corn in my soup, and now it hurts in my naughty place.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Cosby put corn in my soup, and now it hurts in my naughty place. -
Oh fair green fields of Nebraska, lend me your ears. They're so yummy, mummy.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Oh fair green fields of Nebraska, lend me your ears. They're so yummy, mummy. -
If corn is the answer, what's the question? Of course, it's "What's yellow and lives on a cob?", you dummies.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
If corn is the answer, what's the question? Of course, it's "What's yellow and lives on a cob?", you dummies. -
While picking the kernels out of my turdles, the angel of the lord came upon me.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
While picking the kernels out of my turdles, the angel of the lord came upon me. -
The children of the corn ain't got nothing on the offspring of the buffalo wing.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The children of the corn ain't got nothin' on the offspring of the buffalo wing. -
They ain't no sympin' in tha muddafuckin' pimpin—even the creamiest of corn knows that.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
They ain't no sympin' in tha muddafuckin' pimpin—even the creamiest of corn knows that. -
Ring around the wookie, a pocket full of corned beef, licorice, snatches, we all order nachos.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Ring around the wookie, a pocket full of corned beef, licorice, snatches, we all order nachos. -
Let us hereby resolve in the upcorning year to womp it good, womp it womp it REAL good.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Let us hereby resolve in the upcorning year to womp it good, womp it womp it REAL good.