Colfax McLiverneck

Islands in the stream, that is what we are—warm, floating ears of hot, buttered corn. So, so tasty.

Who's nutz? Deez nutz. Corn nutz? Yes, please!

BAM!

It was the best of corn, it was the worst of corn. Really—that worst corn was terrible. It tasted nasty. It was THE WORST corn.

Nine cans of corn stacked nine cans high, make me want to dance, make me want to cry.

If you're not doing it for the corn, then why are you even trying?

I got a fever, and the only cure is corn-flavored mustache gel.

Welcome ladies or gentlemen to Frankie P. Cheesewinkle's Pleasure Factory—now with more cornbread!

LET'S GET READY FOR SOME COMEDY BUNG BANG!!!

The outcome of this episode will decided by a corn toss.

Throw your towels over your owls, kids...it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!

It's pronounced new-FUN-land, and there they grow corn aplenty just for you, you specious little corn-o-phile.

The obvious explanation is that she saw the movie Dark Water or its Japanese version (or read the book), and acted out the events due to her mental illness.

Move along, chum dog, and take your corn with you.

Candy-corn-flavored corn in cans shaped like giant candy corns? 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

What's up, corndog!

Well, that's just corntastic, Scott. How the hell are we going to explain this to Coast Guard?

Leave it to me, Vernon. There’s more than enough corn for everyone on this raft. Everyone except for Vernon, of course. You are Vernon, right?

Let’s make it real, Bojangles. Shuck it shuck it real good, shuck it shuck it real good. Now put down the corn and dance.

And in cornclusion, will someone please make the movie Children of the Cornholio?

That one study has shown that there are not enough corn-themed catchphrases.

Corn Cob-erman himself compels you to finish your pig-faced hot dog at least 30 minutes before going swimming.

Corn Cob-erman himself compels you to finish your pig-faced hot dog least 30 minutes before going swimming.

When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of corn, that's not cool, man.

at corn.