Colfax McLiverneck

Harbinger. Cornucopia. Juddering. Occlusion. Manifold. Winsome.

Two roads diverged in a yellow field, and I took the left one because I google-earthed the corn maze in advance.

Indeed, Goodman Black—perhaps with a bit of corn as well?

Reciprocate. Otter. June. Harmonize. Vellum. Perambulate. Turgid.

Behold, I give unto to thee Corn of the Butt on this holy day of tent-slinging

More like the curious case of the dog in your butt

One if by land, two if by sea, three if by an owl with glasses and a mortarboard

Comedy equals tragedy plus lime in a coconut

Cormorant. Insulate. Meniscus. Unfetter. Gerbil. Bifurcate.

Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like the late Saul Bellow

Me and Rosie Splaycheeks whiskin’ sweet cream down at Gordo’s Chute

I came here to chew bubblegum or not chew bubblegum, so whatever

And now it is the time in the beginning of the show where we are reading the phrase intended to be catching your attention so that you will listen until the plugs are happening

I really got thrown under the bus during today’s mandatory seminar on Murdering Your Coworkers In Traffic.

Hey is for horses, nongman

Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Lou Costello

Last Christmas I gave you my heart but your immune system rejected it and now we’re both dead

Have you ever noticed that the last two reindeer are named after a cannabilistic family and a nazi infantry maneuver?

Ain’t no party like a Colfax party ‘cause a Colfax party got that corn

Impinge. Vermiculate. Contrabass. Heuristic. Lanolin. Bolshevik.

More like corn of the butt.

Butthole surf herders needed, inquire within.

It’s Corn of the Butt, you nutcompoop.

Well tickle me huevos and toss that gravy!

The minister’s cat is a Calvinist cat because the cat’s minister is Presbyterian