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Everything posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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What rough beast slouches toward your ass to be thrown up it?
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
What rough beast slouches toward your ass to be thrown up it? -
I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, so drop your pants and put your Juicy Fruit on the floor!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, so drop your pants and put your Juicy Fruit on the floor! -
Chicken salad sandwich toast, paper airplane brick wall, cat on a keyboard, cat on a truck, F#, G, annnd cut
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Chicken salad sandwich toast, paper airplane brick wall, cat on a keyboard, cat on a truck, F#, G, annnd cut -
I came here to kick ass, but if anyone has bubblegum, Iād love a piece before I get started.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I came here to kick ass, but if anyone has bubblegum, Iād love a piece before I get started. -
Yes, we have no bananas.Ā Now get the fuck out of Bananaless Republic before I call the manager.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Yes, we have no bananas. Now get the fuck out of Bananaless Republic before I call the manager. -
Ask not what your nong can hey for youāask what you can hey for your nong.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Ask not what your nong can hey for youāask what you can hey for your nong. -
Chapter the Fourteenth: In Which a Hatless Stoat is Elected to Parliament and the Queen is Not Amused
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Chapter the Fourteenth: In Which a Hatless Stoat is Elected to Parliament and the Queen is Not Amused -
The moon is shining and the mimes are stirring so throw it up your ass if your pagerās chirping
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The moon is shining and the mimes are stirring so throw it up your ass if your pagerās chirping -
Get you some of that cheese money, thou tycoon of Wisconsin, thou captain of curds
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Get you some of that cheese money, thou tycoon of Wisconsin, thou captain of curds -
Come hitherĀ Mister Cucumber Manāthe Admiral wishes toĀ tell you a tale about a duplex he flipped in Cleveland
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Come hither Mister Cucumber Manāthe Admiral wishes to tell you a tale about a duplex he flipped in Cleveland -
It puts the high fructose corn syrup on its skin or else it gets the monosodium glutamate again
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
It puts the high fructose corn syrup on its skin or else it gets the monosodium glutamate again -
Roses are red, corn is yellow, it aināt no fiddle you hick, itās a cello
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Roses are red, corn is yellow, it aināt no fiddle you hick, itās a cello -
Iāve got good news and bad news. The good news is that we have corn. The bad news is that Jimmy cracked it.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Iāve got good news and bad news. The good news is that we have corn. The bad news is that Jimmy cracked it. -
Elevator pitch: Family of redneck giraffes on the International Space Station. Discuss.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Elevator pitch: Family of redneck giraffes on the International Space Station. Discuss. -
They call me Colfax McLiverneck ācause Iām always shitting corn.
Colfax McLiverneck replied to Euripidesā Shorts's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Corn is nature's turd bling.- 1 reply
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More like nads and crabs.
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There are some things money canāt buy. For everything else, thereās money.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
There are some things money canāt buy. For everything else, thereās money. -
Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Lou Costello
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Lou Costello -
Whatās wrong, hot dog?