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Everything posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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A single yodel proceeds into the corn-pelting line, followed many humbler parachute tattoos.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
A single yodel proceeds into the corn-pelting line, followed many humbler parachute tattoos. -
I slang my tent my tent I slung upon my sling-ed tent I come.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I slang my tent my tent I slung upon my sling-ed tent I come. -
Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have a “shut the fuck door” policy.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have a “shut the fuck door” policy. -
Never look a gift cat in the butthole.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Never look a gift cat in the butthole. -
Wakey wakey, amniotic fluid of unborn chicken and slices of fried intelligent mammal!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Wakey wakey, amniotic fluid of unborn chicken and slices of fried intelligent mammal! -
The types of sacks: grocery and ball. That is all.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The types of sacks: grocery and ball. That is all. -
Break me off a piece of that crispy bubblegum, Mister Ridiculous.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Break me off a piece of that crispy bubblegum, Mister Ridiculous. -
Roses are red / Corn is yellow / I felt up your mom and found out she’s a Fella
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Roses are red / Corn is yellow / I felt up your mom and found out she’s a Fella -
A kernel in the hand is worth an ear in the bush.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
A kernel in the hand is worth an ear in the bush. -
I really enjoyed The Meg until The Peter fat-shamed her into beaching herself while The Stewie vomit-laughed.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I really enjoyed The Meg until The Peter fat-shamed her into beaching herself while The Stewie vomit-laughed. -
Do you like corn? (Takes off shoe and sock, places foot on window.) How do you like them corns?
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Do you like corn? (Takes off shoe and sock, places foot on window.) How do you like them corns? -
"Buns of steel? Try all of steel" ---The Terminator, spoken wryly to a wall of TVs he passes by after the nude time travel thing happens
Colfax McLiverneck replied to Pure Guava's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
And now I know that you're not Adam Scott! Adam knows that it was Captain Huh, not Colonel Who, that said those very words just after he (the REAL Adam Scott) removed the ball gag and gave him five dollars to go to the store and get come cornbread mix! IMPOSTER!! -
"Buns of steel? Try all of steel" ---The Terminator, spoken wryly to a wall of TVs he passes by after the nude time travel thing happens
Colfax McLiverneck replied to Pure Guava's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
In a corn-paste facial mask. -
You can fool half of the people you like some of the time, and you can fool less than half of the people you like half as well as you want to all of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people you like half as well as they deserve all of the time.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
You can fool half of the people you like some of the time, and you can fool less than half of the people you like half as well as you want to all of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people you like half as well as they deserve all of the time.