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Kay was dazed but unfazed as she braved the blazing corn maze, but her hoss got lost in the cross floss, howyalike that hot sauce

It’s not the corn you heart, it’s the corn you shart

I’ll take Things Jimmy Cracked for $400, Alex.

the wolf dead

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Welcome to Comedy Wang Slang, peckerwoods.

Ghostbuster? I barely Zuul her!

I just flew in from the Second Amendment Convention, and boy are my arms beared.

An invisible priest walks into a bar, and the bartender doesn’t say anything.

Jesus loves the little killdren / All the killdren of the corn

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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where we talk to introspective polecats!

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where we talk to intubated perverts!

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where we talk to ingratiating pugilists!

I said a clip, clop, a neigh to the whinny, a clip clip clop if you don’t stop hitting me with that riding crop I’m going to stomp your face off.

Hi, I’m Gum Puddingman, and on today’s show, we’ve got corn chip enthusiast Rollo Saint Minerva, and an entrepreneur!

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where we talk to interstitial peeholes!

I went to the world’s lousiest t-shirt shop and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that says I went to the world’s lousiest t-shirt shop and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that says I went to the world’s lousiest t-shirt shop and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that says I went to the world’s lousiest t-shirt shop and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that says I went to the world’s lousiest t-shirt shop and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that says I went to the world’s lousiest t-shirt shop and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that says I went to the world’s lousiest t-shirt corn and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that says I went to the world’s lousiest t-shirt shop and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that says I went to the world’s lousiest t-shirt shop and all I got…

Let’s all just go ahead and agree that when the orange one gets impeacherated, the new one will be known as President Pants.

On today’s ep—is Jimothy Cornpants the illegitimate child of The Scarecrow and Mrs. Greenjeans? Stay tuned to find out!

You can lead a horse to water or you can write it into a bad sitcom about two waitresses—how the hell does that last six seasons? Boobs, that’s how.

I went to Milton Louse’s Mildly Disappointing T-Shirt Shop and all I got was this lousy, underwhelming t-shirt.

A TED talk about teddy bears by a guy named Ted? Well whaddya know. Now I’ve seen it all! Would you pass the corn, please?

You can’t always get what you want—unless what you want is hot brain diarrhea from a group of unhinged randos, in which case you’re in the right place.

Maize-flavoured Capri Sun? ‘Tis a corn-summation devoutly to be wished.