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Colfax McLiverneck

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  1. Colfax McLiverneck
    Who’s on first? Cornbread Jones. The end.
  2. Colfax McLiverneck
    Your ass. A hole in the ground. Is there really a difference? Discuss.
  3. Colfax McLiverneck
    Old Man Cornshanks goin’ to town / Ridin’ a llama, draggin’ an owl / Owl makes screech, llama jumps / Old Man Cornshanks takes an unexpected dump
  4. Colfax McLiverneck
    I’m trying to pick a band name, and I’ve narrowed it down to: “Great Balls of Corn”, “Shut Up and Eat Your Fucking Corn”, or “Corn and the Cobermans”
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    Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Womp Rat and Womp it Up. Rey and Marina del Rey. Listler and Jar Jar. Coincidence? I think not.
  7. Colfax McLiverneck
    B-U-N-G-H-O-L-E and Bunghole was his name-hole
  8. Colfax McLiverneck
    I've had enough of this shit! Can I get my check, and a shit-bag to go?
  9. Colfax McLiverneck
    On today’s Comedy Twang Twang, it’s super-nervous country music legend Conway Twitchy!
  10. Colfax McLiverneck
    Wompless for far too long, ring-coveter and considerer-in-totality Robert Smeagol cowers in the corner of his moist cave, softly humming his jamz
  11. Colfax McLiverneck
    Cash preferred but trash accepted because another man’s treasure and whatnot.
  12. Colfax McLiverneck
    Un-womped jamz are almost as tragic as corn-less catchphrases.
  13. Colfax McLiverneck
    Ira Glass can kiss my ass—he sold me third-class cornflax grass.
  14. Colfax McLiverneck
    Raccoons ate my baby #hashbrowntheghostclown
  15. Colfax McLiverneck
    More like Calamari Town #thisamericanbarf
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    It was Paul F Tumnus in my closet #backinslowly
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    No worries, sir. I believe ardently that ALL catchphrases should have corn. The world deserves no less.
  18. Colfax McLiverneck
    Thanks, guys! My corn-themed surprise party was quite the success—especially the part where I punched Santa in the beard and killed Ho Ho.
  19. Colfax McLiverneck
    The rules of cornhole did not change between the last game and this one, southern Mark Wahlberg-impersonator Dirk Y’allberg.
  20. Colfax McLiverneck
    “Ohhh myyy” said George Takei as he swallowed a fly—perhaps he’ll die. Too soon?
  21. Colfax McLiverneck
    I so approve of this catchphrase.
  22. Colfax McLiverneck
    On today’s show, the inventor of powdered corned beef—Bjorn Cjornsen!
  23. Colfax McLiverneck
    On today’s show, the President of the United States of America—Chris Ballew, with his greatest hit, Lump!
  24. Colfax McLiverneck
    On today’s show, Orthodox Rabbi Heymie Nongman and his trusty sidekick Kangaroo Randy the Rodeo Clam!
  25. Colfax McLiverneck
    King Nong swings long and bangs wrong gong—details at 10 on HEY9 News.
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