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Everything posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Bowie's moose-knuckle and the terrible music ruined this movie for me.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but that dictionary you just threw at my head really hurt, you jackass.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but that dictionary you just threw at my head really hurt, you jackass. -
Let me be forthright with you. If you take the fifth right, it's the same as if you had only taken the first right.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Let me be forthright with you. If you take the fifth right, it's the same as if you had only taken the first right. -
I'm rubber and you're glue but if you keep stabbing me I'll surely perish.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I'm rubber and you're glue but if you keep stabbing me I'll surely perish. -
Sorry if I'm making you uncomfortable, but I am a back-alley colonoscopy provider after all.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Sorry if I'm making you uncomfortable, but I am a back-alley colonoscopy provider after all. -
Can we just calm down and agree that yo mama is so fat that when she goes to the beach, the Coast Guard issues a "Fat Mama on the Beach" warning?
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Why is my dick in the bouillabaisse?
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Why is my dick in the bouillabaisse? -
I've had enough of this shit! Can I get my check, and a shit-bag to go?
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I've had enough of this shit! Can I get my check, and a shit-bag to go? -
The difference between sarcasm and irony is that the former is a "fuck you" and the latter is a "fuck me". OR IS IT?
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The difference between sarcasm and irony is that the former is a "fuck you" and the latter is a "fuck me". OR IS IT? -
They say that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition. But I studied for this shit, so brang it, amigo!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
They say that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition. But I studied for this shit, so brang it, amigo! -
It'll be a cold day in hell when the temperature dips below freezing.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
It'll be a cold day in hell when the temperature dips below freezing. -
It'll be a cold day in hell when the temperature dips below freezing.
Colfax McLiverneck replied to Colfax McLiverneck's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
science it, bro -
I got this partially-masticated apple straight from the horse's mouth.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I got this partially-masticated apple straight from the horse's mouth. -
What did the spontaneously-self-castrating defendant say to the judge? My balls are in your court now!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
What did the spontaneously-self-castrating defendant say to the judge? My balls are in your court now! -
You can't make an omelette without eggs, you stupid, STUPID wannabe omelette-maker.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
You can't make an omelette without eggs, you stupid, STUPID wannabe omelette-maker. -
Was your mother raised in a whore barn? Because she looks just like a horse I used to bang.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Was your mother raised in a whore barn? Because she looks just like a horse I used to bang. -
Let me go on / Like a blister in the sun / No wait a minute / These tiny hands just don't do it for me
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Let me go on / Like a blister in the sun / No wait a minute / These tiny hands just don't do it for me