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Everything posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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If Auld lang Syne, and Syne never called back, should Auld just give up and enjoy a nice cob of corn?
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
If Auld lang Syne, and Syne never called back, should Auld just give up and enjoy a nice cob of corn? -
Throw your veils over your snails, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!
Colfax McLiverneck replied to Colfax McLiverneck's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Thank you! "A bit much" is my specialty. I'm working on "too much" and "wow, that's waaaay too much", but it's taking some time to hone my technique. -
Throw your veils over your snails, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Throw your veils over your snails, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show! -
A long time ago, in a cornfield far, far away, a hoedown went way, way too far with the hoe thing.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
A long time ago, in a cornfield far, far away, a hoedown went way, way too far with the hoe thing. -
What's up, Cornelius?
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Throw your sails over your whales, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Throw your sails over your whales, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show! -
Throw your tarps over your carps, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Throw your tarps over your carps, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show! -
There are 900 ways to prepare a proper cornloaf, and this ain't one of 'em.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
There are 900 ways to prepare a proper cornloaf, and this ain't one of 'em. -
Throw your crosshatches over your nuthatches, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Throw your crosshatches over your nuthatches, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show! -
Fly me to the moon—and if there's corn, leave me there.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Fly me to the moon—and if there's corn, leave me there. -
Well, look what the corn dragged in!
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Well, look what the corn dragged in! -
If you wanna take a dump you gotta give a dump.
Colfax McLiverneck replied to Dhalgren's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Has anyone noticed the 800-pound dump in the room? -
Stop disappointing America and start thumping your corn-balls, Cousin Willie.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Stop disappointing America and start thumping your corn-balls, Cousin Willie. -
Imagine there's no cornbread, It's easy if you try, No hominy below us, Above us only pie.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Imagine there's no cornbread, It's easy if you try, No hominy below us, Above us only pie. -
They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder; I say that an abscess makes a corn shart farther.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder; I say that an abscess makes a corn shart farther. -
They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder; I say that an abscess makes a shart shoot corn farther.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder; I say that an abscess makes a shart shoot corn farther. -
On a warm summer's eve, on a train bound for nowhere, 400,000 bushels of corn dreamt of finally getting away from it all.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
On a warm summer's eve, on a train bound for nowhere, 400,000 bushels of corn dreamt of finally getting away from it all.