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Everything posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Double, double, toil and trouble, yo mamma looks like Bryant Gumbel
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Double, double, toil and trouble, yo mamma looks like Bryant Gumbel -
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale of yet another small business person.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale of yet another small business person. -
Your hey is writing checks that your nong can’t cash, man
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Your hey is writing checks that your nong can’t cash, man -
Don’t assume. Because assume begins with the word ass, which is what you are.
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Don’t assume. Because assume begins with the word ass, which is what you are. -
I came here to chunk bubbles and scald ass.
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I came here to chunk bubbles and scald ass. -
Let’s go ahead and address the elephant in the room. What’s up, Jumbo?
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Let’s go ahead and address the elephant in the room. What’s up, Jumbo? -
If math was easy, they’d call it your mom.
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If math was easy, they’d call it your mom. -
RU Talkin’ AC/DC to Me and Bobby McGee?
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RU Talkin’ AC/DC to Me and Bobby McGee? -
There’s a place in France where the ladies wear no pants. It’s called La Place de la Femmes Sans Pantalons.
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There’s a place in France where the ladies wear no pants. It’s called La Place de la Femmes Sans Pantalons. -
You’ve got mail, but you’ll need magical plate armor, because that Beholder is coming in with a +16 melee attack bonus
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You’ve got mail, but you’ll need magical plate armor, because that Beholder is coming in with a +16 melee attack bonus -
Make hey while the nong mans.
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Assumptions are like assholes—they make an ass out of you and me and holes.
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Assumptions are like assholes—they make an ass out of you and me and holes. -
Buttholes are like assholes. They’re literally the same thing.
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Buttholes are like assholes. They’re literally the same thing. -
Catchphrases are like assholes. The sphincter loosens over time.
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Catchphrases are like assholes. The sphincter loosens over time. -
If butts and nuts were putts and guts then the second half of this catchphrase would be nearly impossible to write.
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If butts and nuts were putts and guts then the second half of this catchphrase would be nearly impossible to write. -
Wh-wh-what’s up, hot g-g-g-ghost?
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Wh-wh-what’s up, hot g-g-g-ghost? -
More like Casper your friendly Mom
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A well a bird bird bird in the hand is worth a bird bird bird bird bird bird in the bush.
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A well a bird bird bird in the hand is worth a bird bird bird bird bird bird in the bush. -
More like a one-eyed one-horned flying purple phallic symbol
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More like a one-eyed one-horned flying purple phallic symbol -
Slimer? I barely ghostbuster!
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More like me and Julio down by your mom’s yard
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More like me and Julio down by your mom’s yard -
Never look a gift cat in the butthole.
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Never look a gift cat in the butthole. -
If elbows and sphincters were croissants and sprinklers and I like less than half of you half as well as frozen margaritas
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
If elbows and sphincters were croissants and sprinklers and I like less than half of you half as well as frozen margaritas