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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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If I had known it was going to be this kind of Graveyard Smash, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Let me not to the marriage of deez nuts and your chin admit impediments.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In the beginning was the word, and the word was with the bird, and the bird was the word.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This podcast is sponsored by the American Family Association for Podcast Decency and by the Assbert and Jizzifer Fuckington Foundation.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Oh the weather outside is frightful but your contention that the Reimann hypothesis can be proved by subsuming the Drichlet L-function as a discriminant of the corresponding quantum eigenvalue is so delightful.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In a recent Gallup poll, 82% of podcast listeners reported that a new catchphrase is not needed.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When the moon hits the earth like a big pizza pie, thatâs Melancholia.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Some lady peddled discarded mollusk carapaces in the littoral zone.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In the land of the blind, everyone has a goddamn podcast.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If ifs and buts were notwithstandings and neverthelesses, weâd all sound like pedantic asses.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If nongs and heys were dongs and sprays, this would be a much messier podcast.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Tall and tan and young and lovely and certified in Krav Maga, when the girl from Ipanema goes walking, you better watch your ass, pervert.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A ghost horse floats into a bar. The bartender says âWhy the l-l-l-long face?â
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A horse pole-vaults into a bar. The bartender says âWhy the long stick?â
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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There once was a horse from Nantucket who walked into a bar. The bartender said âIâd never leave home if I were you!â
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When your eye hits a big pizza pie like the moon, thatâs dyslexia
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If life gives you lemons and lube, make lemonenemas
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You put the corn in the chocolate milk and drink âem both up I SAID DOCTOR
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Nehemiah is my favorite book of the Old Testamentâespecially the part where he poops his pants in line at Blockbuster
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Captainâs log: we have successfully navigated the Yomamma Nebula Cluster, unscathed but for a mild case of space crabs
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Once upon a midnight dreary I spanked your mom and she called me dearie
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When one door closes and another one opens, you may have a g-g-g-ghost!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Double, double, toil and trouble, yo mamma looks like Bryant Gumbel
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale of yet another small business person.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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