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    Back in my day, we had to submit catchphrases to catchphrasery@aol.com on our Commodore 64s and wait for a response via pager from Scott’s grandfather, Old Groucherman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ball gags and lipstick and KY and latex, bull whips and nylons and vise grips and spandex, old barbed wire corsets and ratcheting rings, these are a few of my favourite things

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Bang a gong with Long Duc Dong, get it on with King Wayne Kong

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    Bang Bang in your earholes, corn cob in your bungholes. Amen.

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    Bang me once, shame on you. Bang me twice, that’s comedy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    BarfshartÂŽ

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    Baron Jamiroquai von Whimplesnatch cracked corn, and I don’t care.

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    Baseball fun fact: “Can of corn” is a term referring to a can of corn thrown at an outfielder by a naughty fan to keep him from catching a high, slow, easy fly ball.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Baseball fun fact: 1902 Ithaca Haberdashers pitcher Hieronymus Crabknuckle was notorious for using lightly-masticated corn silk to lubricate his balls.

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    Baseball fun fact: baseball is not fun.

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    Baseball fun fact: Cardinal Field was named after Cardinal Jameson Henry Field, St. Louis Diocese, 1834-1912.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Baseball fun fact: each game of baseball is approximately four million hours long and makes everyone want to kill themselves in the face with a hammer until they die.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Batman’s public persona is sponsoring this gala. That’s right, it’s a Party On Wayne.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you develop an aptitude for polyharmonic orchestral theory and multi-instrumental performance.  

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Because he is outstanding in his field, Sir Bilious J. Cornbuster has been promoted to head scarecrow.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me—her name is Gloria, and she likes hiking, Tim McGraw, and popcorn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Before Squarespace there was Linespace, and before that there was Pointspace. What was before that? Fonzie, that’s what.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Before we ask ourselves “What’s up, hot dog?”, we must answer the question “What IS hot dog?”

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    Before we get to our first guest, let’s take a moment to remember that wombats have cube-shaped poop.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Behold, I give unto to thee Corn of the Butt on this holy day of tent-slinging

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    Betelgeuse, betelgeuse, betelgeuse. And that’s how you summon a red giant star that, if it were to appear, would touch the orbit of Uranus. Giggity.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Better the cornbread you know than the cornbread you don't, right Mr. Greenjeans?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al. James Al.

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    Beware ye o’ the wilde bewildebeast, which doth wander wackily and uncraftily ‘midst these very halls.

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    Bifurcate. Convex. Impinge. Corn. Tremolo. Heuristic. Fungible.

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