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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Your hey is writing checks that your nong can’t cash, man
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don’t assume. Because assume begins with the word ass, which is what you are.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Let’s go ahead and address the elephant in the room. What’s up, Jumbo?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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There’s a place in France where the ladies wear no pants. It’s called La Place de la Femmes Sans Pantalons.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You’ve got mail, but you’ll need magical plate armor, because that Beholder is coming in with a +16 melee attack bonus
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Assumptions are like assholes—they make an ass out of you and me and holes.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Buttholes are like assholes. They’re literally the same thing.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Catchphrases are like assholes. The sphincter loosens over time.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Have I ever asked myself why I need a new catchphrase so badly? I mean, what volume of farcical meta-nonsense will actually satiate me?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If butts and nuts were putts and guts then the second half of this catchphrase would be nearly impossible to write.
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A well a bird bird bird in the hand is worth a bird bird bird bird bird bird in the bush.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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More like a one-eyed one-horned flying purple phallic symbol
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More like me and Julio down by your mom’s yard
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The foot bone’s connected to the leg bone / the leg bone’s connected to my man bone / my man bone’s connected to your mom bone
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If elbows and sphincters were croissants and sprinklers and I like less than half of you half as well as frozen margaritas
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A horse walks into an airport bar. The bartender says “How long is your hayover?”
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don’t close the bar door before the horse walks in.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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