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Colfax McLiverneck

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    Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Nova Scotian corn farmer named Philomena.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Workin' hard? Hardly workin'? Gluin' corn nuts to the floor? Verrrrrry interesting...

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If dreaming of being lost in a Classic Nebraskan Corn Maze (or CNCM) for all eternity is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You can lead a corn dog to mustard, but you can't make him bark. Because it's a wiener encased in corn-meal dough and deep fried, not a dog.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If the Mexican food of the future doesn't include corn, I want no part of it. Except for those little futuristic brown sugar candies at the register.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    To make a long story short, "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit…'Well, I'm back,' he said."

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Please turn to Second Heynongians, Chapter 42, Verse 1: “Verily, I say unto thee, he that findeth the tang, and slayeth it, shall be exalted among his

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I know I'm melancholy, but don't mollycoddle me, Molly. And don't pollycoddle or hollycoddle me either. Your name is Molly, right?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You load fifteen tons, whaddya get? One more ton to load, pal. One. More. Ton.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Let me go on / Like a blister in the sun / No wait a minute / These tiny hands just don't do it for me

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Are you? Are you are you are you? Are you are you are you are you are you are you are you? I'm thinking that your

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If I had a nickel for every time I've asked myself if I had a nickel during this catchphrase, I'd have one more goddamn nickel in addition to all the

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    What did the spontaneously-self-castrating defendant say to the judge? My balls are in your court now!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I got this partially-masticated apple straight from the horse's mouth.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    They say that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition. But I studied for this shit, so brang it, amigo!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The difference between sarcasm and irony is that the former is a "fuck you" and the latter is a "fuck me". OR IS IT?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've had enough of this shit! Can I get my check, and a shit-bag to go?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Nothing in this catchphrase limits or excludes any liability for death or personal injury resulting from go-fuck-yourself-related negligence.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Why is my dick in the bouillabaisse?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Sorry if I'm making you uncomfortable, but I am a back-alley colonoscopy provider after all.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm rubber and you're glue but if you keep stabbing me I'll surely perish.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    (Sung to melody of STP's Interstate Love Song) Feelin' / Like a ham and mustard shake / Now would you like to have some fries / Some fries

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but that dictionary you just threw at my head really hurt, you jackass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Never look a gift horse in the mouth until you carefully fold and store the wrapping paper for use with future extra-large presents.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, and flee screaming from this madness-inducing mockery of comedy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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