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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Comedy equals tragedy plus an entrepreneur and a little something we call plugs.
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Open the door, 200 pounds of poop on the floor—somebody forgot to walk the dinosaur!
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What rough me slouches toward your mom’s house to bump beasts?
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Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to get a cup. For like, tea or whatever.
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Hello darkness my old friend, remember the belt sander I loaned you in 2010?
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It’ll be a cold day in hell tomorrow with temperatures dipping to the mid 30s by afternoon, so bundle up out there! And now to Susan with sports.
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I can count on one hand the amount of fingers I have on that hand.
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When a planet hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s Melancholia
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When deez nuts hit your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a poorly-executed tea-baggin’
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I have three questions: Where are my pants, and How do you count questions?
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When the moon hits your eye like an intangible asset incrementally devalued over a defined time period, that’s amoretization.
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If you can’t stand the Heat, the Raptors are a solid option.
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When the crease hits your pants right between your pendants that’s a moose knuckle
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Knicknack paddywack gave your mom a bone, this old man came pantsless home
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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants and put your keys in this bowl
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War is Peace. Pants are Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.
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Let me not to the marriage of pants and floor admit impediments
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Leave my mom out of this, and I’ll leave this out of your mom’s pants.
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Pants down is hands down the best way to clown around.
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