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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Let me be forthright with you. If you take the fifth right, it's the same as if you had only taken the first right.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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They say that fortune favors the bold, but being smashed into a ball and rolled down a wooden lane has been a real setback for me.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy tried Rogaine, but side effects including blurred vision, chest pain, dizziness, fainting
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It’s not the loves you take, it’s the loves you rake. Or is that leaves? Goddamit, autumn!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Throw your bedspreads over your deadheads, kids—it’s time for the Corn Coberman Show!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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St. Elmo’s Fire was a muppet-free movie from the 1980s, Kyle.
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'Twas a consummation devoutly to have been wished, and the jolliest of wankings to have remembered.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you only take one thing away from this, please GOD let it be that hideous lamp shaped like a woman’s leg in a fishnet stocking.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Marconi plays the mamba? WTF, man? Anyway, like I was saying, we built this city on biscuits and gravy, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You can’t always get what you want, but if you’re high sometime, you just might find that last hairy corn chip under the couch.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Were you raised in a barn? If so, can you stick your arm up this cow’s vag and whip out a baby cow?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A squirrel with a dragon tattoo just hacked my laptop and changed my screensaver to ACORNIST.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you need anything in the next hour, me and Runny Butt-Notch will be flippin’ readies down at Bookman’s Gash.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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What's the difference between can of corn and a boner? I don't have a can of corn right now...
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Every breath you take, every move you make, I’ll be ignoring you, you uninteresting idiot.
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I’d give my left nut for five minutes alone with your furry squirrel-lady friend.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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“Gulliver’s rollover endeavor revolved around the governor’s forthcoming volumizing vacuum referendum,” he phonated with an effluvient guffaw.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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There are some who say that it was in fact Timmy who cracked corn...
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Well I’ll be dammed and a reservoir will form behind me.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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After realizing that love is not the answer to a successful haunting, he lost all faith in John Lennon’s ghost’s advice.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Meanwhile in Idaho, ninety-nine babies in an apple tree shat simultaneously, bewildering a passing yak.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sixty sextants smoked six cigarettes in each of their six hands, and, though carnally satiated, soon became lost at sea.
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Peter Parker plucked a pack of purple peckers, and with sticky hands, sticky hands, climbed a wall so tall.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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